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Malex Minute 205

Ah, the sweet peace of the eye of the storm. We take a break from the story arc and talk about things we love to listen to! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

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An off-arc episode! We get to talk about audio dramas! Audio dramas definitely constitute one of my favorite topics, and there are a lot of exciting things to cover, so cover them we shall.

This is actually a really long episode, too. Easily twice as long as average. We had such fun – and we got so into it – that we just didn’t want to stop! That may have something to do with the fact that this was the last episode I wrote before we started winding down production for the upcoming hiatus, but regardless, we enjoyed ourselves immensely.

So go listen! You shan’t regret it.


——Alex Markley

(By the way, Paeter Frandson! What a great sport! I’m fairly certain he had no idea what he was getting into…)


~~ Introduction

Malex: Hey there everybody!

Snufflefungus: Hi!

Linus: Bet you all thought we were in New Civilatham, headed to meet the Riding Squirrels in the top floor suite of the Hotel Vertex.

Mara: You might think that…

Malex: A– And you’d be right.

Snufflefungus: But we’re taking a break!

Malex: Yes, we’re taking a break. We’re taking a break to talk about all the incredible new audio dramas we’ve discovered!

Snufflefungus: Yes!

Linus: Well… I don’t know if I’d call them incredible, per se.

Malex: That’s okay, you don’t like pizza either.

Linus: I’m a laptop! I can’t eat pizza!

Mara: More’s the pity.

Malex: So first, everybody, the latest episode of The Weekly Impulse has come out, and you simply must check it out. It’s–

Linus: Malex?

Malex: –been over a year since–

Linus: Malex?

Malex: Yes?

Linus: You’re a little late to the game on this one, aren’t you? I mean, this Weekly Impulse came out in November. Of last year.

Malex: (Defensive.) Well, I– I mean it… It’s been really busy! And– And we’ve had this big story arc to deal with!

Snufflefungus: It has been a really big story arc Linus! I get to be a face bearer!

Malex: (Announcer voice.) Anyway, this latest episode of the Weekly Impulse is called The Weekly Impulse Episode 2: The Ghost Train of Gorgon Gulch or Don’t Get so Steamed, Punk! And it’s available now at WeeklyImpulse.com!

Mara: What are you doing, auditioning?

Malex: …Maybe.

Linus: Give it up, Michael Crandall’s better than you are, and he would never work with you!

Malex: Hey!

Snufflefungus: Malex! Malex! Malex!

Malex: Y– Y– Yes?

Snufflefungus: (Insistent.) Malex?

Malex: Yes, Snufflefungus?

Snufflefungus: Are we gonna talk about the other sound fun times we listened to?

Malex: Uh… Yes.

Snufflefungus: When, Malex? When are we going to talk about the other sound fun times?

Mara: Snuffy, if– if Malex wants to take his time, we should probably let him.

Snufflefungus: (Disappointed.) Oh.

Linus: Or we could just force the issue and scream if we don’t get our way.

Malex: What exactly is your way, Linus? I’ve always wondered.

Linus: It’s a dark and terrifying place.

Malex: So I’ve gathered.

Snufflefungus: (Hopeful.) So, Malex, is it time to talk about sound fun times?

Malex: (Parental.) Yes, Snufflefungus. Yes it is.

Snufflefungus: (Excited.) Hooray!

Malex: So, I’ve just become aware of another Christian, independent audio drama production company, called Spirit Blade Productions!

Mara: (Cheesy.) Really, Malex? Tell us more!

Malex: They have three audio dramas available right now with several more in the works.

Linus: (Sarcastic.) Oh boy.

Malex: First I want to talk about Pilgrim’s Progress Episode One: Similitude of a Dream. This is the first of a series of audio dramas which, altogether, constitute a brand-new re-imagining of John Bunyan’s classic, epic allegory.

Mara: (Sarcasm. Verbal nod.) Because we all know what that means.

Malex: (Explaining.) Uh– Well, John Bunyan wrote a super-duper book, and it is well-loved by millions. But it’s pretty old now, and a lot of people might have trouble interpreting all of its rich–

Linus: –and completely incomprehensible–

Malex: –richly-incomprehensible language. Right. And this audio drama brings it up to speed in a way that is completely engaging and fun to listen to!

Mara: So it’s a classic, well-loved story, but told in a way that doesn’t alienate every human being alive?

Malex: Precisely!

Snufflefungus: It had to be done.

Malex: I have to say, I don’t quickly endorse products of any sort, but I would heartily recommend the Spirit Blade Productions version of Pilgrim’s Progress for anybody interested in treating their ears to a good time.

Linus: You know, Malex, I know you enjoyed it, but what makes you think that I would enjoy it?

Malex: Nothing, Linus, in the many years of experience I have as your friend, could possibly make me think that you would enjoy this. Or, really, anything else.

Linus: Yes, well, tea’s nice, but this could be a bitter cup indeed.

Mara: What does that even mean?

Linus: Well I don’t know, I just said it. That doesn’t mean I can derive meaning from it too. My credibility is failing, isn’t it?

Malex: It’s just possible.

Linus: Alright, look. I didn’t even listen to the episode, but the trailer is pretty cheesy. Doesn’t that mean the episode has to be terrible?

Malex: (Laughing.) Oh Linus, haven’t you ever heard that you never judge an audio drama by its trailer?

Linus: I can’t say that I have.

Mara: He’s right, Linus. That first episode of Pilgrim’s Progress is really great! It’s a lot of fun!

Malex: Now, before we go any further, I should mention that although Pilgrim’s Progress is suitable for children ages 12 and up, the other Spirit Blade Productions audio dramas are not. The Spirit Blade Trilogy is much darker, and is probably only suitable for–

Snufflefungus: I loved it!

Mara: You listened to those?

Snufflefungus: Yes! (Sing-song.) Merikk is my hero! Merikk is my hero!

Malex: I– I’ve been shirking my parental duties, haven’t I?

Snufflefungus: Yup!

Malex: Wasn’t it pretty intense?

Snufflefungus: It was so scary!

Linus: But let’s be honest. The Spirit Blade Trilogy is a great sci-fi / fantasy story, but it’s a musical.

Malex: (Defensive.) No, well, now, it’s not a musical exactly, it– it’s a– it’s a, “science fiction audio experience.”

Linus: Oh yes. I experienced the musical.

Mara: (Dismissive.) Oh Linus…

Snufflefungus: It’s a techno musical! (Starts beat-boxing.)

Malex: Yes, see, it’s a two-for-one deal. You basically get a really good synthpop album along with an incredible story!

Linus: You’re just being defensive because it was your secret childhood dream to produce a techno musical.

Malex: Hey! Don’t betray my confidence!

Linus: (Dismissive.) Whatever.

Mara: It’s okay Malex, keep it together.

Malex: Right! So the Spirit Blade Trilogy consists of Spirit Blade, Spirit Blade: Dark Ritual, and an upcoming third installment which will wrap up the trilogy. Again, these audio dramas are very intense, occasionally disturbing, and not suitable for children under the age of 13. But, if you are a teenager or young adult, I highly recommend the Spirit Blade Trilogy. It’s exciting, action-packed, thought-provoking, and if you listen to it, your ears will be eternally grateful.

Mara: What do grateful ears do for you?

Snufflefungus: It’s SpiritBlade.net everybody! S-P-I-R–

Linus: Don’t let Snuffy do it! He’s got a speech impediment!

Snufflefungus: I do?

Linus: Let me! SpiritBlade.net, everybody! That’s S-P-I-R-I-T-B-L-A-D-E dot net!

Malex: Check it out! You won’t be disappointed!

Snufflefungus: So, Malex, is that all the time we have for today?

Malex: Not quite! In fact, I’m very excited to say that we have Paeter Frandson – owner and operator of Spirit Blade Productions – on the phone with us right now!

Snufflefungus: (Gasps.) Really?

Malex: Hello, Paeter! How are you today?

Paeter Frandson: Very good, Malex! Thanks for havin’ me–

Snufflefungus: (Gasps again.) Merikk! Malex, it’s Merikk! He can’t die! And he’s the leader of the Liberation! Merikk, you’re my hero!

Paeter Frandson: Well, uh… I’m– I– Thank you. Uh, it’s– I’m not really… I mean, I dunno if you know, but it’s like actually an audio drama. I’m not really Merikk, I– that’s like a… It’s a– It’s a character.

Snufflefungus: Oh.

Malex: I– I apologize for Snuffy’s intrusion, Paeter. I– I’m so glad you could join us around your busy schedule. You’re, uh, working on how many projects right now?

Paeter Frandson: Uh… It’s hard to keep track. I’ve– I’ve got, uh, let’s see… Um, I’m working on a pro– a– a release of the songs for Spirit Blade and Dark Ritual, and then I’m also working on a secret project, which – unfortunately – I can’t unveil yet. And then I’m also helping produce stuff at the, uh, Spirit Blade Underground Alliance, which is the volunteer, uh, audio drama production group that, uh… we sponsor at Spirit Blade Productions.

Mara: Wow! And– And when can we expect to see the next Spirit Blade Production released?

Paeter Frandson: Well, the secret project is, uh… the next thing that’s gonna– (as far as audio drama) that’s gonna be coming out. That’ll be… some time in 2010; I’m aiming for this summer, but uh… You know, I’m not very good with, uh, deadlines and projecting that kinda stuff, so… But that’s what I’m shootin’ for!

Malex: Well that sounds amazing. Now, is it– Is it true that you write, direct, produce, and star in most or all Spirit Blade Productions?

Paeter Frandson: Yeah, it’s kind of, uh… a one-man operation here, um… It’s, uh… It’s– It’s basically just me and my wife – she does all the smart people, accounting, number-crunching stuff, and I do all of the creative stuff, and then, uh… and then of course I do have actors come in and– and, uh, record their parts, and– and now and then I get some musicians in too to help out like with guitar parts on the music and stuff, but uh… Mostly it’s just me, alone in my little room, crankin’ things out, here…

Malex: Wow. That sounds like a lotta work. So, where do you get your inspiration for it all? What– What’s your motivation?

Paeter Frandson: Um… Well, as far as inspiration, I’m just a huge geek. Like, I like comic books, I like crazy, sci-fi, action, and fantasy movies–

Mike: (Interrupts.) Hey– Hey look! I– I got somethin’ weird on my nose!

Malex: W– What, Mike?! I– I’m– I’m sorry– I’m sorry, Paeter. Mike, how did you get into the studio? We’re conducting an interview!

Mike: But– But the door was open, and– and my nose–

Malex: That’s nice, Mike. Look, you– you don’t have to leave. Why don’t you just sit over there and be quiet. (Sighs.) Linus, can you watch him?

Linus: (Weary.) What am I gonna do? I don’t have any hands.

Malex: Just– His– His hands are occupied with his nose. You’ll be fine. Paeter, I am so sorry. Please continue.

Paeter Frandson: Oh, no. That’s alright. That’s alright. So, you know, geeky stuff in general is– is, uh, kinda where I get my creative inspiration… And, as far as motivation, the– the whole, kind of, idea of Spirit Blade Productions is to kinda present, uh… the Bible to people in a way that they’ve never experienced before, that uh… that maybe they’ll be open to, in a way – you know – in a– in a way that they otherwise would not be, so that’s… That’s all– that’s all I really wanna accomplish is to get the truth of Scripture into the ears and minds of people that, uh… in a format that they’ll really dig.

Mara: Wow, Paeter, that’s really inspiring! And uh, how did you get started doing all this?

Paeter Frandson: Well, um… I– I started out– I mean I– I– I chose audio drama as a medium because I just think that’s the– the area where I could produce something that was gonna meet – or hopefully even exceed – the– the standard in the– in the mainstream industry; you know, if I tried to do a movie, I knew I couldn’t summon the budget or the talent I needed to make it all happen, so uh… I’ve– I’ve known about the concept of audio drama and old-time radio and stuff for a long time. And with the advent of podcasting, and uh… and digital media… uh, it just seemed like the right time to really, uh, get– you know, throw myself into this, so… Ever since about after college I started writing a– a– a novella that then became a script, and the Spirit Blade universe was born!

Malex: Wow. So, what would you say to a young person who is just starting out and wants to glorify God with his or her creative talents?

Paeter Frandson: Well first I’d say that that is the… the absolute right perspective to have on your talents; to direct them to glorifying or, uh… displaying who God is – as the word ‘glorify’ implies – you know, and revealing, uh, what we can about God’s character. That is– That is, uh, the ultimate source of satisfaction in life, so the– they’re on the– the right track just with that desire. I would say, um, to work hard at their craft and develop it, um… because, uh, what’s– what’s going to honor God the most is when we give our best effort and the absolute best that we have. And then also, surround yourself with people that are able to give you objective feedback on what your skill set is – what you’re good at, um, and what– so you can play up your strengths rather than trying to hammer away at something that doesn’t represent the best that you have to offer. And I think that that combination, uh… is– is gonna result in some– some really great stuff that God’ll use in– in wonderful ways.

Malex: Wow, Paeter. Uh… Like Mara said, that’s, uh… That’s really inspiring stuff. So, I think that’s all the time–

Linus: I have a question! (Highly confrontational.) Merikk, sir, where do you get off claiming that you can’t die–?

Malex: –Uh, that’s– (Clears throat.) That’s definitely all the time we have for today–

~~ Struggle.

Linus: Think of the children! (Muffled grunting.)

Malex: Paeter, thank you so much for joining us!

Paeter Frandson: (Chuckles.) My pleasure!

Malex: Alright, everybody, be sure to check out SpiritBlade.net for the audio dramas and information about future releases!

Mara: And have a great day!

Snufflefungus: Bye!

~~ End


Producer and Director: Alex Markley

Writer: Alex Markley

Voices: Markley Brothers, with a guest appearance by Leela as Mara.

Post-processing director: Leela

Illustration: Peter Markley

Release manager: Peter Markley

Recording assistance: Oz

Thanks to everyone for their help and support. :)

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Malex Minute 205 Description said:

Ah, the sweet peace of the eye of the storm.

Ironically, this episode was kind of a nightmare to produce. X-( I wish I was getting more sleep than I am tonight…

Quartz signervation:

“Go practice thinking.”

–Derisive Joe

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

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Even though it was a

Even though it was a nightmare to produce it came out wonderfully. I really really enjoyed this episode you guys! :-D Mainly Snuffy's interjections and little song ^.^ and the interview, but everything was really well done.

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

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Quartz said:

Ironically, this episode was kind of a nightmare to produce. X-( I wish I was getting more sleep than I am tonight…

Peter, thank you for all your effort! You and Leela definitely deserve a round of applause for getting this out.

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”


This was really exciting, guys. It's so cool to hear from others who, like you, are using their creative talents for the Lord. It was very kind of Paeter to be interviewed by you and put up with the shenanigans. What a cool guy! I'llbe sure to check out Spiritblade.net.

Now....back to our regularly scheduled program.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

audio dramas

It's been a while since Malex, Mara, Linus and Snuffie (snuffy) got sometime to relax and talk about other stuff. It's truly heartening to hear that there are other folks out there trying to produce great audio dramas, but at the same time it is disheartening, because it means I have competition. Oh well, I've gotta check out this Spirit blade site.

As for the Weekly Impulse. Yes indeed it is a quality audio drama, (it has it's foibles, but overall it's a lot of fun) Also the man who plays Rick stone is incredibly smart and devilishly handsome.

Seriously though, as one of the two main men behind the Weekly Impulse, thanks a lot for the shout out Malex and co.

I should also like to point out that the opening line of this episode would be completely incomprehnsible to anyone who hasn't been listening up to this point.

great work guys!

Jesus is Lord.

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Drathmoor said:

Seriously though, as one of the two main men behind the Weekly Impulse, thanks a lot for the shout out Malex and co.

You're quite welcome! Mutual respect and admiration is always the best kind. :)

Drathmoor said:

I should also like to point out that the opening line of this episode would be completely incomprehnsible to anyone who hasn't been listening up to this point.

But of course! We like to keep everybody on their toes…

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

omw it's the pickles O.o rofl!

Did Paeter know that you had a Snufflefungus and a laptop in the room or did he assume he was talking to just humans?

That was amazing. That's bout all I have to say...

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

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w00t PAETER!!!!!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

This was a great interview guys: yet again, your poor guest was completely unaware of just what he was getting into before hand! A beautiful throw-back to the Classic MMs :D

And while I cannot speak for "Pilgrim's Progress" (I haven't bought/listened to it yet ;) ), the Spirit Blade Trilogy is an amazing view on spiritual warfare that doesn't pull any punches. I agree that they aren't always family-friendly, but the disturbing/gory moments are always used to heighten tension and emphasize the pure evilness of ... well ... Pure Evil. In fact, I think I'm gonna go listen to it again ... and maybe I'll stop by Weeklyimpulse.com while I'm at it for a relisten ;)

SCI-EENNNNCE!!!! @_@ - Dr. Insano


Hehe... I liked the part where Mike interrupted. X-D Also, I really like the part at the end where the girl with the beautiful voice says: "Today's episode is copyright 2010 by the Malex Media Network. Please visit us online at malexmedia.net for production credits, extras, and a complete archive of classic episodes. God bless, and have a great day!" :-* ;)

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Wow, Hatter. You're right. I never noticed the amazing talent, the innate charm and sublime loveliness of this actress' voice. Thank you so much for pointing it out! ;)

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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