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Malex Minute 086

Little Red Riding Squirrel? Directing the Malex Minute?! Oh, how the world trembles with sorrow! Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Episode Audio

Malex's Thoughts

It all started out simply enough… We couldn’t think of anything to write for the Malex Minute. So we decided to improvise the whole thing!

Essentially what you hear is what you get. We cut out some meaningless rambling, but most everything you hear is the first take of whatever popped into our crazy little minds.

As you can see, we all harbor deep hatred and fear toward Little Red Riding Squirrel.

And why not? After all…

I feel almost sorry for the poor people who sent us that letter… Rest assured, if we make fun of your letter, it is not a reflection on you as a person. It’s more a reflection on us as complete and utter societal rejects.

I should also point out, this is the first time we ever tried something as completely unwise as improvising an entire episode during an off-the-cuff recording session. Even better, we had all forgotten about M and C’s suggestion about “more random stuff with just you guys and no script” long before we decided to improvise an entire episode.

So when we encountered that same suggestion during our first improvisation session ever… You can imagine we were pretty shocked. And, due to the nature of improvisation, you can hear that same shock in our voices!

Rock on.

Finally, Fopsworth (Linus) finally has his own email address, so you can send him stuff and pester him.

He likes that.

Until next time, ttyl!

——Alex Markley

“If anybody finds this… I only wanted to dance!”

Transcript

~~ Introduction

Little Red Riding Squirrel: Welcome to the Malex Minute studio, This is where the magic happens when recording Malex Minute episode 86 today. So, I need you two to go over the script, and I will go get you a copy of the script. Thank you very much, I’ll be right back.

Snufflefungus: Is he stupid?

Malex: I think it might be possible. So, yeah. Twiddle our thumbs for a while.

Snufflefungus: Right.

Malex: So how’s your week, Snufflefungus?

Snufflefungus: Well, it was crap. Why do want to know, sicko?

Malex: Because we work together and occasionally colleagues develop a repertoire where they can actually work together without hating one another.

Snufflefungus: How weird. Must be a culture thing.

Malex: Yes, it’s possible.

Linus: Hey guys! Got some meringue pie! Lemon meringue pie!

Malex: That’s, uh… I think that’s against the rules, but uh… Well I, you know… Little Red Riding Squirrel is something of a Nazi.

Linus: Oh, that. Well, uh, you guys want a slice?

Malex: Yeah, before he comes back, sure.

Snufflefungus: I would like my tonic water instead!

Malex: Well that’s not our responsibility, you’ll have to talk to Little Red Riding Squirrel about that.

Linus: Oh, yeah yeah. Sorry.

Snufflefungus: Yeah.

Linus: I have tea!

Malex: Why do you have such a huge contract, anyway?

Snufflefungus: Me?

Malex: Yeah. I mean, honestly. Like, you have so many demands.

Snufflefungus: I need to be able to work! Okay?

Malex: No it’s alright, I didn’t wanna, you know… It wasn’t supposed to be like a confrontation or anything, just… I was just wondering–

Snufflefungus: Well then don’t confront me!

Malex: Okay, I’m sorry, so sorry.

Linus: We respect you, Snufflefungus. We do.

Snufflefungus: Thank you!

Malex: A little bit. We respect you a little bit.

Linus: Would you like some tea?

Little Red Riding Squirrel: Hey everybody, guess what! The script isn’t ready yet. We’re still working on it. Um, so I want you to rehearse anyway, And uh, I’ll be back with the script later! Bye bye!

Snufflefungus: Rehearse what?

Malex: He’s already gone. …Well we could just do what we normally do.

Snufflefungus: We normally read lines from the script!

Malex: That’s true.

Linus: Would anyone like some tea?

Snufflefungus: What, are you from Europe or something?

Malex: Where did you get tea, honestly?

Linus: What? Well, I made it!

Malex: I mean, I’ll take some! I’m–

Linus: I have this plant in the backyard that, it’s like, really… I mean, it’s… yeah.

Snufflefungus: Oh goodness.

Linus: And it’s roots are just like… Anyways, do you want some tea?

Malex: Sure, thanks.

Malex: So anyway, um… How was your week, Linus?

Linus: Oh, yeah, it was fantastic! We went to the movies, and ate some burgers and everything. There’s this new joint in town by the way, and um… You’re staring at me oddly.

Malex: You’re talking; we’re looking at you.

Linus: Um… You’re staring at me.

Malex: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I forgot, you have that… thing.

Snufflefungus: I don’t know how you guys could possibly find what you’re saying interesting.

Malex: You’re right, it’s not interesting. Cause there’s no script!

Linus: Well, at least we’re trying, eh Snufflefungus?

Malex: Yeah, I don’t know what… You don’t have to be so negative all the time.

Snufflefungus: It’s in my rider!

Malex: Okay, yes yes, that’s true. Um, you know, I was just gonna point out, I mean… Your character is really cute. I mean it’s… People like that.

Snufflefungus: (Cute.) Hi everybody, I’m the Snufflefungus!

Malex: There we go, see that’s nice! People– Likable people like likable people.

Snufflefungus: (Bitter.) They better. I try hard enough.

Linus: You know what, it’s twice as hard being mean.

Snufflefungus: I… I disagree.

Malex: Linus has a card, he’s gotta be mean all the time, and it just– It’s just not in his personality.

Linus: Yeah, I don’t get like love mails, or anything.

Malex: That’s true. That is true.

Linus: I mean, not that I–

Little Red Riding Squirrel: Hey everybody! We were still working on the script, and then we realized we wrote the whole thing backwards so we had to delete it and try it again!

Linus: What?! You could have printed it out and just given it to us!

Little Red Riding Squirrel: No, no, we deleted it.

Linus: What?! Some of us are left-handed, you dumb, furry beast!

Malex: Yeah, that was really stupid.

Little Red Riding Squirrel: It’s okay, I’m the director. So it doesn’t matter what I do, you have to agree! Ha ha ha!

Linus: Direct yourself elsewhere!

Snufflefungus: What about my tonic water?

Little Red Riding Squirrel: Oh– uh… I gave it to the fat guy! It was in his rider! His contract is more strict than yours is!

Snufflefungus: What does he do?

Little Red Riding Squirrel: I dunno.

Snufflefungus: Why can’t you fire him? I need tonic water!

Little Red Riding Squirrel: I’m sorry. You can just do without!

Linus: Hey, hey uh… Little Red Riding Squirrel, would you like some meringue pie? I mean, you know, this, right here? That I’m smearing on the wall?

Little Red Riding Squirrel: Whoa! That’s, uh, not good for the studio times!

Linus: Ha ha! No it isn’t!

Little Red Riding Squirrel: That’s not good, ooh boy, that’s so not– okay! I’ll have some!

Malex: He licked it right off the wall.

Linus: That was–

Little Red Riding Squirrel: I’ll be back with the script later! Bye!

Snufflefungus: You know I bet that sponge of rabies isn’t even working on the script. He’s just putting us on.

Malex: Yeah.

Linus: Um… That’s disturbing imagery.

Malex: Yeah, well, he does have a point. It’s not as if… I mean just, I– Not that– I’m not the kind of person to say bad things about other people, but that squirrel–

~~ Censored.

Malex: –in my book.

Linus: Oh! I see! Well…

Malex: It’s just– I mean, honestly? So far his direction has been mediocre, script writing has been… The dialog is cliched, okay?

Snufflefungus: Yeah.

Linus: Ooh, wow.

Malex: It really is. And our characters? I mean Snufflefungus has a point, we’re being typecast.

Linus: Well maybe we should take the reigns ourselves. I mean, do we have anything we can put into this episode?

Snufflefungus: I don’t trust you–

Malex: Actually, actually wait wait, yeah we do. Cause I got a letter, and I happened to print out three copies here. Cause… It was addressed to me. And I just show it off.

Linus: Wait a second, you’re gonna let us read your mail?

Malex: Well, it is kind of to us as characters, but I mean it was sent to me because I’m obviously the most important.

Snufflefungus: Oh, right, right, right! You wanna drive the show!

Linus: Oh my goodness!

Malex: No, you know I’m just saying, I’m just saying…

Linus: I see you’ve had your arrogant shot today.

Malex: You know what, it’s okay, I’ll take my letter back then.

Snufflefungus: You said that my character is likable!

Malex: You don’t need them! You don’t need letters. That’s it.

Linus: You know what?

Malex: Shut up.

Snufflefungus: Your character is self-inflated!

Malex: Okay, fine.

Snufflefungus: That’s not likable!

Malex: Alright, you’re right. You’re right. I’m sorry. Here– here–

Linus: Okay wait, wait. Yeah, we need to be nice.

Malex: These are addressed to all of us because we’re all equals.

Snufflefungus: Thank you!

Linus: Yes, we all need to take deep breaths, and focus.

Malex: Okay, I’m sorry. Okay. So, I’ll just read it, because it was addressed to me. And, it says: “Hi, I’m–” Uh, should we be reading real names?

Linus: Could you start with like, the first sentence?

Malex: It says, “The follow message was sent by someone visiting MalexMedia.Net.”

Linus: Thank you.

Malex: That’s part of– It’s not part of the body of the email.

Linus: Eh, you forgot the colon.

Malex: “Colon.”

Linus: Yes.

Malex: “Hi, comma, I’m a name starting with M! And my cousin, a name starting with C, and I have a few questions for you guys, exclamation point, no space, will you answer these on air?”

Linus: Um, question. Uh, are you gonna give the genders? Cause that might be important.

Snufflefungus: The genders don’t seem to be important with Little Red Riding Squirrel over there.

Malex: Androgynous little script-stealing person.

Snufflefungus: Script-kiddie.

Malex: Wow, that’s horrible.

Linus: What? He’s a squirrel, sir.

Snufflefungus: Script squirrel then.

Little Red Riding Squirrel: I hear you over there! And I just wanna tell you I like it!

Malex: Oh, that’s so distressing. Okay, um… “Hi! I’m M, and my cousin C and I have a few questions for you guys.”

Linus: You forgot the comma.

Malex: Comma. “Hi comma, I’m M, and my cousin–”

Snufflefungus: Look, this is ridiculous! Stop it!

Malex: I’m reading the letter, okay? ‘Cousin’ is misspelled. Just so you know.

Snufflefungus: Yeah, you’re not reading the text.

Malex: It’s C-O-U-S-I-N, not C-O-U-I-S-N.

Linus: Yeah, I mean…

Snufflefungus: Look, are you gonna pick apart the grammar of people–

Malex: I– I’m sorry, it’s my nature to–

Linus: Do you have something better to do, fuzzball?

Snufflefungus: How about read the content?!

Linus: Fine, you moldy soccer thing.

Malex: Okay um… Alright, uh… It says, ‘For Malex–’ Should I read– It might be a dirty word, I don’t even know what this means.

Linus: Um, it’s probably an acronym for some–

Malex: Okay, no no, I– You know what, where skipping that part.

Linus: Okay, fine.

Malex: “We have a few suggestions for the show.” Is this… Wait, is this extortion?

Linus: What– What’s extortion?

Snufflefungus: Just read it!

Malex: Okay, point one: “We would like to see one episode where you are hyper, heh heh heh.” Oh dear, is it– They– Do they have dirt on us?

Linus: You forgot the dots.

Malex: What are they…?

Linus: Um…

Malex: Are they trying– What– Okay…

Linus: I’m hyper Linus.

Snufflefungus: Actually, I’d like to see that too.

Linus: Like Ultra-Snuffy. That would be funny.

Malex: I am not gonna be hyper. What is– Okay, you know what? This– This suggestion is going under wraps, because guess what? Last time we had something like this, Little Red Riding Squirrel injected us with chemicals.

Linus: Wait, but can’t we–

Malex: It was so unethical, okay?

Linus: Yeah, I remember that.

Snufflefungus: That’s true.

Malex: I felt so weird for like the next six months. I couldn’t look at myself in the mirror.

Linus: But– But– Can’t… I mean, we’re actors though. This is a hill we can surmount.

Malex: With chemicals.

Linus: No!

Snufflefungus: (Laughs.)

Linus: No no, for instance. Hyper Linus!

Malex: No, you know what? You– You know what? You and your past, you can just leave that behind.

Linus: Fine.

Malex: Okay.

Linus: But– But– I could try Hyper Linus!

Malex: Point number two: “Episode where Linus is hyper.” What is it with hyper?! Oh my gosh! It’s–

Linus: Yeah, like like, whee! I’m hyper!

Malex: Yeah, okay. Stop. No, stop.

Little Red Riding Squirrel: I hear that! It sounds like good ideas!

Malex: Oh, dear. Okay, um… “One episode where Snuffy is depressed.” Is that possible? Wow.

Linus: Well of course.

Malex: Yeah, seriously.

Linus: Yeah you guys need to see him, like driving.

Malex: Yeah.

Snufflefungus: Do you guys spy on me?

Malex: No, seriously.

Snufflefungus: That’s creepy.

Linus: No… We have better things to do, okay?

Malex: Yeah, we just– we know you well enough to know depression is well within the realm of possibility.

Snufflefungus: Get away from me, you sickos.

Linus: You’re the fungus.

Malex: Okay, “One where Snuffy learns to play the piano with his mind.”

Snufflefungus: I already do that. I know some bar songs.

Linus: Oh, no no no no, no. No bar songs. This is a children’s show, remember?

Malex: It is?

Linus: Well– I thought! You pansy!

Little Red Riding Squirrel: No it’s not, we got all kinds of peoples listening to the show!

Linus: Oh my goodness. And we’re gonna offend all of them, aren’t we?

Malex: Okay, no we do not need to be that offensive. Seriously.

Snufflefungus: Oh– Oh, I have an idea for a game! One of us will come up with uh, like, some slang, and the rest of us will try to guess what people group that slang is referring to!

Malex: Oh wow. Oh– Oh my goodness.

Linus: Uh…

Snufflefungus: I– I have one! “Beans and franks!”

Linus: Oh my goodness…

Malex: No, we’re not– We’re not doing this game! We’re not doing this game…

Linus: Wait, I think I have an idea of what that–

Malex: No! Stop! Don’t, okay seriously, shut up.

Linus: What? I thought–

Malex: Point number five: “We’d like to hear more random stuff with just you guys and no script.”

Linus: He he. He he.

Malex: That’s so creepy.

Linus: So funny.

Malex: Yeah, okay that’s never ever gonna happen.

Linus: Yeah, we need to–

Malex: “Question and answer for Linus…”

Linus: What? Wait a second, they have an answer to their own question? Why’d they email it?

Malex: Alright, we’ll skip that part.

Linus: Yeah. Thanks.

Malex: Uh… “How old are you?”

Linus: No wait wait wait, I wanna hear this.

Malex: What?

Linus: No, the real question.

Malex: What question? They already answered it!

Linus: What? No! They don’t know that though.

Malex: But why did they say it if they didn’t know that they answered their own question?

Linus: The audience doesn’t know it!

Malex: But we can do that. It’s okay. Okay, um… Answer: “You always say that no one listens to the Malex Minute. We do, Chris and I are avid listeners. Ha. You’ve been proven wrong.”

Linus: You misspelled ‘you.’ It’s–

Malex: Actually no, it is spelled correctly, it’s just there are too many capital letters in it.

Linus: Yes. There are too many capital letters in it.

Malex: It’s okay, though.

Snufflefungus: Guys, this is so boring.

Malex: Okay, uh… “For Snuffy: Can you swim?”

Snufflefungus: Well, um…

Linus: You can swim ‘well?’ I– I mean I can hardly imagine this, since you don’t have any arms or legs to speak of.

Malex: Course, you can’t really speak for the character either, cause, I mean, you’re not the script writer. Not that Little Red Riding Squirrel is the script writer, cause, quite frankly, that’s a horrifying prospect.

Linus: Maybe it’s that fat guy.

Malex: It is?

Linus: Oh my goodness. What?

Malex: No, it was a question. “It is?” As in, “Is it?” “It is?”

Linus: Um, no. You said, “It is.” As in a statement.

Malex: No, it was definitely a question. Okay, so, you can’t swim. Do you like regular bar soap?

Snufflefungus: Um… I’ve never tried it. In my mouth.

Malex: Well you know, I think most people put it, uh, on their bodies. Like, the outside.

Snufflefungus: I have rubbed in my eyes before, though.

Malex: Was that a pleasant experience?

Linus: Why did you do that?

Snufflefungus: Well… I– I don’t know.

Malex: Okay. That last question for Snufflefungus: “How old are you really?”

Snufflefungus: Well I don’t know about the character, but I am forty-five years old, and I have had a crappy life. I’ve been through some stuff, okay?

Linus: Yeah right. You comedians, you always have this sob story. It’s like, Oh! Oh! I grew up with a single parent, and my father died at a young age due to such and such heroic deeds! Yeah right, most of them are probably lies to gain sympathy from, like…

Malex: I think you’re thinking of different kinds of people.

Linus: Fine!

Malex: Like, like the beans and franks? Seriously.

Snufflefungus: Yeah, and– And just because you have had a boring life, because you’re a boring person, doesn’t mean that you can–

Linus: What?! You wanna fight?

Malex: Uh, guys come on. No seriously– Alright, hold on. Can we– Wait, can we just try to be in character a little bit, just to prepare for the script? Cause I know we don’t have the script yet, but we could just try to be ready to record it when it finally comes out.

Linus: What is Linus’s character anyway? I mean, undeveloped screams at me in capital letters!

Malex: It’s not my fault!

Linus: You know what? Who’s writing these things?!

Malex: Not me.

Linus: Hello? You furry creature you! With four legs and a cape! Who’s writing these things?

Little Red Riding Squirrel: Not me!

Linus: Who is it then?!

Malex: Could be anybody.

Snufflefungus: You know, that fat guy does seem to be always busy…

Malex: Alright, Linus, I think the goal here is that you’re supposed to be kind of… abrasive. I know that’s not really in your character, but–

Snufflefungus: Maybe I could play Linus.

Malex: No, okay no, that’s… We’ve already been doing this for over a year… We’ve been doing this for almost a year and a half.

Linus: I could play Snufflefungus.

Snufflefungus: I’d be better at it than that guy.

Malex: You can’t change it now.

Linus: Hi, I’m the Snufflefungus.

Malex: Stop that! That’s creepy!

Linus: I really like tea!

Malex: Okay, please?

Linus: What?

Malex: Just be abrasive. And Snufflefungus, you’re supposed to be cute, and happy. Just give that a shot.

Snufflefungus: Hi, Malex! I got a slinky! Wanna see it go down the stairs?

Malex: That’s a lot better! That’s actually really nice.

Linus: Hi Malex! Wait–

Malex: No, okay no–

Snufflefungus: I forgot to mention that I burned the slinky ’cause I didn’t like it.

Little Red Riding Squirrel: Hey everybody! Um, you’re doing a good jobs! Just stay there for the next week, and we will have the script ready by then!

Linus: What?! No!

Malex: Uh, you know what? No, that’s not gonna happen. Seriously.

Linus: We can’t stay here.

Little Red Riding Squirrel: No, there’s no other choice! I’m locking you in!

Linus: What? Hey! Hey! Come back! What the heck?

Snufflefungus: No! No!

Malex: Okay, seriously, come back! No! Wait! Open this door! Oh, wow.

Snufflefungus: I just need my tonic water.

Malex: Shut up.

Linus: You know what? You and your–

Malex: You shut your freakin’ mouth.

Linus: They can just take a hike!

Malex: You all just shut up! I don’t even like you guys.

Linus: You know what? I don’t like you either!

Snufflefungus: Oh, is this confrontation, youngin?

Malex: Yeah, yeah it is– Youngin? You and your forty-five year old furry–

Linus: I think he said Union.

Malex: You’ve got fur coming out of your nose. That just makes you old.

Linus: Does he have a nose?

Snufflefungus: I don’t have a nose, okay? I’m a fuzzball.

Malex: You can’t find the nose for all the fur!

Linus: Oh.

Snufflefungus: And how do you know? Have you found it?

Malex: Yeah, in the corner. … Well I guess we just wait until he lets us out. So, is um… Is anybody up for Parcheesi, maybe?

Linus: Well, seeing as how we don’t have anything else to do!

Snufflefungus: I always found it frustrating.

Linus: I’ll– I claim red.

~~ End

Credits

Producer and Director: Alex Markley

Improvisation Artists: Alex Markley, Gabriel Markley, and Peter Markley

Voices: Markley Brothers

Post-processing director: Gabriel Markley

Illustration: Peter Markley

Release manager: Peter Markley

Recording assistance: Leela

Thanks to everyone for their help and support. :)

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Comments

Peter's picture

The Transcript...

Oh... man... o_o Improv meant no script. No script meant no text of the quarter hour episode on any computer in the universe. It was my job to create the transcript from scratch! 300 lines! X-|

*lol* XD

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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Wow.

Snuffy! Say it ain't so!!

Beans & frank? Wow!

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Woah!

That has to be one of the funniest episodes I have ever heard! I laughed so hard when I listened to it! And, for the first time, I think the episode is altogether funnier than the ending bit. You all did such an incredible job. I know I would never be able to improv anything let alone comedy. So three cheers for you all.

BTB, you went to so much trouble to not say a name but then you went and said one. Oopsy. :-P

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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Illustration!

Aaaahhh! I forgot to look at the illustration.

Oh good heavens! Snuffy looks so hillarious! And he looks like he has a nose! The jacket is an amazing touch. So so funny! Good job, Quartz!

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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Mariel 7's picture

M & C ... <3 <3 <3

O ... M ... G ... :-O

HOLY CRUD!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WROTE IN - THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um, yeah, if you can't figure in out {M} is one of my best friends (no, not the one you're thinking of Lilly - this is the one you can blame for "Heh heh, moo"). She's been claiming that she and {C} would e-mail you guys for seriously about a month. I told her if was going to keep whining about how much she wanted to write you guys she should just do it ... AND SHE DID X-D

She's actually not in the state right now ... she and I were going to go on a youth retreat this weekend, but Lilly and I have a concert tonight and I almost gave our teacher a heart attack (twice ;-) ) ... Actually, I think I have her dad's cellphone number ... *diabolical plot* *whisks away and calls M in Michigan and makes her listen to Malex Minute*

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Truly Random Anime Quote:

Misao - Darn, my sense of style just won't let me rob a guy as poor looking as him. Did your wife run away from you or something?

Kenshin - I'M NOT MARRIED!!

SCI-EENNNNCE!!!! @_@ - Dr. Insano

Peter's picture

X-D

Thanks a lot! XD

Aisling said:

And he looks like he has a nose!

Yeah, that was supposed to be a top lip. X-P

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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Sorry Quartz

But try as I might I cannot see a top lip. I only see a nose. I even tried covering up the "bottom lip" but it didn't help. I guess it's just me.

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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Lilly's picture

Yikes!

It was my job to create the transcript from scratch!-Qz

Owch! But i appreciate it.

This episode sounds so much like what you guys do in the car... only with less references to driving and losing Crazy J:-P

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There is a heartbeat at 18 days,

And a soul from conception,

its a baby, not an it.

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Peter's picture

Yeah...

Aisling said:

I even tried covering up the "bottom lip" but it didn't help.

That wouldn't help, no. The only thing I can think of to try is imagining the bottom lip line extending to meet the point of the “nose” along with the top lip line, making kind of a beak. Because that's kind of what he's doing with his lips - it's supposed to give the vague impression that he's bored, so he's slightly protruding his lips.

But really I'm sure it's fine. XD It doesn't matter that much.

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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip.

It took some doing, but I was finally able to see the lip. Good thing, too. It was driving me nuts.

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Peter's picture

Heheh

Thanks, SangMing! XD

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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

If I squint

I can kind of see it for a fraction of a second but then it's gone.

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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."

Everything looks perfect from far away.

WOW!!!

A Malex Minute comprised of improvisation??? This calls for a celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no-one. That's just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese isn't it?

A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

Mariel 7's picture

you ...

YOU JERK (phear my Kaoru-ness)

You finally post and all you can say is that I DON'T GET CHEESE ... :-| :-| :-| :-| >:-( (:)

(it really is about time you posted - and now that you've heard all the Minutes, whadda ya think, really ;-) )

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Truly Random Anime Quote:

Yahiko - I don't care how ugly Kaoru is, I'm not going through her underwear. I'm from a long and distinguised line of samurai.

Sano - (insulted) So, ya' saying it's ok for

SCI-EENNNNCE!!!! @_@ - Dr. Insano

Lilly's picture

nose?

I can't see it as a nose no matter how hard i try. :-?

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There is a heartbeat at 18 days,

And a soul from conception,

its a baby, not an it.

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Yay for DragonMan!

Welcome to our site, DragonMan! We love having more people! Especially those who love what we do. I hope we see you often!

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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Peter's picture

No Kidding!

Welcome to the Malex Media Network,™ Dragon Man J13! XD I'm so very glad you like our stuff (although, of course, you being welcome is not dependent upon that XD), and I look forward to having you be a part of the community here.

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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Alex's picture

Welcome!

Hey there, Dragon Man! Yes, we did indeed improv the entire episode. Thankfully that's not how we produced the next episode. ;)

Welcome to the site! We're always glad to see a new face around here. :)

ttyl

--Alex Markley

"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

Peter's picture

Also...

DragonManJ13 said:

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

Ooh! I'll take some! XD *lol*

***Quartz eats some cheese.

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“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Cheese?

Does it have sage in it? *mouth is watering*

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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."

Everything looks perfect from far away.

No cheese!

Yeah. Let's have no cheese for everyone. Since I hate cheese, that's quite a celebration for me!!

Welcome Dragon Man. Whether you like cheese or not, it's good to have you here.

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

CL: 55 EYES-FALL-OUT

Oh wow. OH WOW!!!!! You guys are some of the most talented young men I have ever had the privilege of meeting!! This episode was without a doubt the most fabulous of all Malex Minute episodes ever!!! I laughed SO HARD. It was so funny! And the greatest thing is that you guys pretended to be pretenders who weren't pretending!! You did such a good job. You sounded like the people on those audio commentaries for movies--you know, where you can watch the whole movie and listend to the actors talking over it about what they did in this scene or that scene...blah blah blah. But you guys made it really funny! This one is my fave. You guys totally rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

Peter's picture

Ah!

Thanks a lot, Noble Wisdom! XD I'm so glad we really scored with this one for you! I love making people smile. XD

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“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

oh my

improv insanity...the gnome hardly knows where to begin, but was so glad to hear lrrs again, truly a treat to have the mangy little varmit visit...it would be an interesting study in the depths of crazedness to have snuffy and linus swap personalities...and then malex lost his cool...so good to be back.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you learn how it's done.

Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.

Alex's picture

Ah!

Good to have you back, gnome... You were amiss'd. ;)

--Alex Markley

"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

ahhh malex

the gnome is happy to be back...the malex wit remains as dull as ever, so glad not much has changed...with the exception of the rumor that the quartz has become a happy camper...

It doesn't stop being magic just because you learn how it's done.

Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.

Peter's picture

Hehe

Why, now where would that have come from, I wonder? ;) XD

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“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

suspicions

the gnome can't help but wonder if it's the endorphins released by the amount of effort it takes that little splicky to wave hello, which is enough to count as exercise...the gnome should get an avatar

It doesn't stop being magic just because you learn how it's done.

Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.

Peter's picture

Hehe

That's funny... XD

Actually seriously, read my bio for the real answer. XD

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“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Cool!

Awesome testimony, Quartz. As an eyewitness, I can tell the world that it was truly amazing to see, and that it really boosted my faith in this living, loving God we serve! :-*

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

retelling

the gnome liked the story and was encouraged so has used this to encourage a friend who is in need of healing...great stuff the quartz shared

It doesn't stop being magic just because you learn how it's done.

Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.

Peter's picture

Ah

Thanks! :D I'm really glad. XD

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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Quartz' Sig

What is Gaussian Blur :-?

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

Peter's picture

Hehe

Sorry, newer version includes link! XD

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“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

lol

I like this minute...its so random and funny!

God gave us music, that we might pray without words

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