1. a person who strives entirely in vain for a social life due to the other weirdos he's stuck being friends with
2. a person whose life is made a constant flow of ambivalence due to extraneous circumstances
3. a person who can't seem to "get it together"
4. a person with serious issues
5. a person like Nixy
"so ur the guy who sits across from me, right? we found each other online!"
"um... what?" WHACK WHACK WHACK
"i hope ur not 1 a those weirdoes w/ friends who do random, HORRIFYING things ... lol but no worries there, right?"