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Contradictionary - Timbium
Submitted by Peter on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:00am
Description
Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y
n.
1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances
a. Timby’s use of this prowess
b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found
2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite
Transcript
Explanation of Timby's Stupidity*
Due to the difference in gravity, the brains of all the inhabitants of Timby's home planet are crushed against the insides of their skulls and rendered forever useless.
*Disregard all previous explanations.
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Comments
Mean to say...
But... if Timby's brain is crushed to the inside of his skull, wouldn't similar things happen to his other vital organs? No, I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Very funny, Quartz. Timbium?
We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
Waitaminute...
This leads me to believe that Timby's stupidity simply is and no one knows why it is. There are theories but only one fact; Timby is stupid.
Everything looks perfect from far away.
*lol*
Gaussian blur fixes everything!
O_o
ew...
"Is that a spittoon on your head?"
"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo
LOL!!!!!!!!
Eating someone's brains
Is harder than you would think
The skull is real hard