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Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y

n.

1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances

a. Timby’s use of this prowess

b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found

2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite

Transcript

Explanation of Timby's Stupidity*

Due to the difference in gravity, the brains of all the inhabitants of Timby's home planet are crushed against the insides of their skulls and rendered forever useless.

*Disregard all previous explanations.

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Comments

Mean to say...

But... if Timby's brain is crushed to the inside of his skull, wouldn't similar things happen to his other vital organs? No, I don't believe it, not for a minute.

Very funny, Quartz. Timbium?

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Waitaminute...

This leads me to believe that Timby's stupidity simply is and no one knows why it is. There are theories but only one fact; Timby is stupid.

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Peter's picture

*lol*

(:)

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Lilly's picture

O_o

ew...

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

LOL!!!!!!!!

XD XD I love the stupidity ones! XD

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

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