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Contradictionary - Thought 3/3

Submitted by Peter on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:00am

Description

thought'

1. a futile attempt at cognitive locomotion, quantification, or sanity

2. a chemical reaction taking place in the brain that breaks down cells and turns them into a viscous juice called residue

a. the reagents in such a reaction

b. the iconic whirring and ticking sounds the reaction produces

Transcript

Nixy's thought for the week:

"An orange a day keeps the apple aWAY."

We had to steal Timby's thought for the week because, as much as it disappoints us all, Nixy failed to form one this week and last week.

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Comments

Submitted by Alice on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:08am.

O.o

Nixy looks like he just completed a seizure.

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Everything looks perfect from far away.

Submitted by Lilly on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:10am.

Lol, they both look so broken

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I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Submitted by DragonManJ13 on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:22am.

sorry, but...

I thought the first one in this series was funny, the second one was pushing it, then when i saw this week's, my first response was "C'mon, really? -.-" that's just me, though...

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A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

Submitted by SangMing on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:56am.

Actually...

Even though it has taken the two of them 3 weeks to come up with it, this is kind of the basis of logic, isn't it? I mean, I remember learning theorums in geometry class that seemed reasonable in the same way. If an apple a day keeps the orange away, then it must follow that an orange a day would keep the apple away. Maybe Timby and Nixy are on the verge of producing a logical system of philosophy that would enlighten all of mankind and free us from the consequences of our sinful and stupid natures.

...Nah...

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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Submitted by Peter on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:09pm.

Hmm

DragonManJ13 said:

I thought the first one in this series was funny, the second one was pushing it, then when i saw this week's, my first response was "C'mon, really? -.-" that's just me, though...

I'm sorry you didn't enjoy this one quite as much. $:-\$ It was probably funnier when we came up with all three in rapid succession, rather than drawing it out for three weeks.