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Contradictionary - Thought 2/3

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thought'

n.

1. a futile attempt at cognitive locomotion, quantification, or sanity

2. a chemical reaction taking place in the brain that breaks down cells and turns them into a viscous juice called residue

a. the reagents in such a reaction

b. the iconic whirring and ticking sounds the reaction produces

Transcript

Timby's thought for the week:

"An apple a day keeps the orange aWAY."

We had to reuse Timby's thought from last week because, as much as it disappoints us all, Timby failed to successfully form one this week.

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Aah.

I remember this one! One of the originals if I'm not mistaken. From way back when on the chalk board in the office. :-P

Everything looks perfect from far away.

ROTFLOL!!!

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

haha that's great =D

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Peter's picture

*lol* Yes...

Aisling said:

I remember this one! One of the originals if I'm not mistaken. From way back when on the chalk board in the office. :-P

This was one of the ones that started it all... :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

No surprises

Really, does someone seriously expect new and original thoughts from Timby? Even with the use of this device?

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Peter's picture

Hehehe

I think it's more of a preservation effort, since they know his thoughts are so rare. :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

LOL!

Okay. That makes more sense.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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