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Contradictionary - Thought 1/3

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thought'

n.

1. a futile attempt at cognitive locomotion, quantification, or sanity

2. a chemical reaction taking place in the brain that breaks down cells and turns them into a viscous juice called residue

a. the reagents in such a reaction

b. the iconic whirring and ticking sounds the reaction produces

Transcript

Timby's thought for the week:

"An apple a day keeps the orange aWAY."

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O.o

Is this supposed to be therapeutic for Timby?

Everything looks perfect from far away.

....

............ well. =D

A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

Peter's picture

*lolol*

Aisling said:

Is this supposed to be therapeutic for Timby?

I think it's more like life support because of his low level of brain activity. :P ... But, your guess is as good as mine.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Lilly's picture

oh my... I don't know why

oh my... I don't know why it's funny. I feel like i should be slightly horrified but i keep laughing X-D

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Peter's picture

*lol*

:D

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

so THAT'S what happened to DragonMan.... =D JK JK

"How profound, Timby. Now...let me know what thought THIS creates..."

hahahahahaha XD

You're so funny, Quartz! XD This one made me really laugh :D

<_< >_> They say that laughter adds years to your life... After much calculating, I've decided that if that theory is indeed true, I'll live to be approximately 258 years, three months, and forty-two days. ;)

...And that's just from the first ten years of my life. :P

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Peter's picture

*lol*

Ooh! Ooh! And if it actually converges, then we could take the derivative of the function to find where it converges and see how long you'll live if you continue to laugh your whole life! :D

But if it diverges, then you'll live forever until you stop laughing. (:)

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

hahahaha

I WILL DIE LAUGHING!!! XD THAT'S how I will go! :D hahaha that's great I totally want to die laughing =D

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

How strange

Is this a daily need for Timby? Kind of like dialysis, only for the brain?

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Lilly's picture

Rofl!

Rofl! XD

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

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