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Contradictionary - SWAT Team
Contradictionary
Submitted by Peter on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 12:00am
Description
We have a team of armed units capable of anything. These high-tech, highly-trained super-soldiers cannot fail.
In the highly sensitive task set before us now, we are forced to turn to them. The evasive powers of the common house fly and the sweltering need to silence its pesky buzzing make all others unqualified for the mission.
But these men are qualified. 
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Comments
Hilarious!
That seriously made me laugh, Quartz. Very nicely done. The Swat Team!! (Still laughing)
Few people realize that President Obama has actually trained with this team and has gotten to be highly skilled in special defensive maneuvers just as these men are. Here's the proof.
BTW:Today's Contradictionary puts me in the mind of this image.
We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
lol...
That's pretty clever...
BTW: lol SM
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
LOLOLOL!!
I love it!!!!
...but where's the definition?
Kinda confused me there... 
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!
*lol*
Little: That's as bad as me w/ DM whuppin spiders!
That was really funny Quartz! I loved it!
God gave us music, that we might pray without words
*lol*
Thanks everybody, I'm glad you like it!
I did hope to be respectful of the Flag-Raising on Iwo Jima. I tried not to make a correlation.
There isn't always a definition. If you review recent Contradictionaries, you'll find many without.
Sorry to confuse you.
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
lol
I guess I just noticed it on this one...
It's fine...I'm blond
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!
like a Quartz after a fly
They look kinda like you did, Quartz, the other day killing bugs around the pool >=D
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City
Haha
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Your sig.
Quartz, I love your sig so much that I'm putting it here in the comment in case it changes later.
We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
!
Thanks.
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party