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Contradictionary - Stuck

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Description

Timby is ill-prepared for life. And yet he somehow meets each individual situation well-prepared. And ill-prepared at the same time.

He has somehow acquired a large fortress of considerable altitude and strategic locale in South Asia. However, he cannot think through everyday occurrences well enough to fabricate an intelligent response.

And yet, he thinks of and prepares for the worst. ... Far be it from objective, scientific inquiry to know the mind of Timby.

Transcript

Timby's Himalayan mountaintop fortress/hideout ... thingy...

"Timby! Timby, are you in there?" KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Timby, help me! I- I'm outside! I- I'll freeze!"

"Hi, Nixy."

"What are you doing?"

"I heard you calling."

"But now we're both stuck!"

"No, I called a rescue team before I came out."

"But- But you could've just opened the door."

"Oh. Well, I put a big, juicy, peeled watermelon in your bed."

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Comments

Lilly's picture

Poor Nixy!!! Why'd he go up

Poor Nixy!!! :-O Why'd he go up there anyways? Doesn't he know he can't trust Timby with his well being?! Oh well, he still needs cuddles!

Wait a sec... what door did Timby come out of? Why can't they go in that way? :-P

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

What the...?

I want to know where Timby got the watermelon. And did he put it in Nixy's bed at home, or does Nixy have a room in that frigid fortress?

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Lilly's picture

And where he got the

And why he had the watermelon out there, and how he peeled it, and why he put it in Nixy's bed, and why that prevented him from opening the door. :-P

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

o.o

no no no you guys are asking the wrong questions! the question we should be asking is...what on earth does a watermelon have to do with anything?! o.o

haha great comic, Quartz! Your artwork is, as usual, spectacular, although the panels are a little too squished for my taste. But that's just me!

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Peter's picture

*lol*`

Thanks for the comments, everybody! :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

And what...?

Derisive Joe said:

“Go practice thinking.”

Who is Derisive Joe? And how do they keep the watermelon from freezing?

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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