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Contradictionary - Stampede

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Peter's Thoughts

It is a fairly tempting conclusion to draw that Timby did not at first believe Nixy about the moose infestation. This would be a correct conclusion. It is also a tempting conclusion to draw that this is because of the fantastic nature of Nixy's claim. This would be an incorrect conclusion.

It is reasonable to infer from remote incidents in Timby & Nixy's history together that Timby's incredulity was based more in experience, e.g. the time Nixy got Timby to ride horseback through a den of buttered chickens. Timby has learned that when Nixy posits a challenging scenario, it might be a dishonest bid to distract Timby from his well-guarded role as the most insane character present.

Or perhaps it is possible that we're wrong about all that, and Timby was simply eager to withhold mercy from a bunch of moose that he presumed much more mellow than they actually were.

Transcript

"Timby! There's a moose infestation in your sock drawer!

"No wait! You don't wanna do that! They're raising a family!"

"PBBBTH!"

RING RING "Joe's pest control, how–"

RUMBLE "AAAAAA! HELP, THEY'RE STAMPEDING!" CLICK!

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Meese

So, I guess it wasn't a family then, since they're stampeding. Or do moose families stampede?

Peter said:

Nixy got Timby to ride horseback through a den of buttered chickens.

I'd pay money to see that. And who buttered the chickens?

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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SangMing said: And who

SangMing said:

And who buttered the chickens?

We thought it would save time when cooking.

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

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*lol*

I like that explanation! :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Downside

Lilly said:

We thought it would save time when cooking.

But it made plucking them a serious pain. :-(|

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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Plucking

But wouldn't it function like conditioner, only for feathers? :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

the horrifying truth

I think Peter forgot to mention the most horrifying aspect:

"... They're raising a FAMILY!"

Seems like Nixy's been observing them for awhile.

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*lol*

Funny how he managed that without opening the drawer, isn't it? :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Indeed

I wonder how long it's been since that drawer had been opened. They had time to move in, settle down and begin raising a family before anyone noticed.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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