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Contradictionary - Shoe

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Description

shoe'

n. plural -oes

1. a torture device devised by the early inhabitants of northwest Europe

PHRASES

wearing (one's) shoes, wearing shoes: the application of such torture

put on (your) shoes, put on shoes: a threatening confrontation

Transcript

One fateful day he felt a lick on his shin, and he never wore shoes again.

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Comments

HAHAHA!!! xD

I never thought of shoes as a torture device but the name suits them well XD

hehe the tongue of the shoe is licking his shin XD

I like your sense of humor, Quartz. X-D

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

O.o

AAAAAA! Shoes! Timby's face is very interesting here. And very apt.

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Peter's picture

Hehe

Thanks everybody, I'm glad you like it... :P

gnnb94 said:

I like your sense of humor, Quartz. X-D

Alex helped with this one. :D

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party

Lilly's picture

ROFL! I love the look on

ROFL! I love the look on Timby's face and the tongues coming out of the shoes >=D That's a very good reason not to wear shoes again :-P

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Wow!

This is hilarious! Good thing he never had to confront the awful truth about the heels and soles of the shoes. Not to mention the eyelets!

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

XD

Wow, Quartz! This one made my day. X-D Timby's face is great! Great expression. ^ _ ^ Also, I love the way you did the tongues. Awesome job! ;)

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Peter's picture

*lol*

Thanks a lot, glad you enjoyed it! XD

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party

Mariel 7's picture

Hm ... Recognition? o.O

This reminds me of every single time I have tried to force Imouto [#2] to wear those "Terrifying Devices of Abject Torment". Personally I still think an aegeil [Legend of the Seeker, for the win ^.^] is much scarier, but whatever ;)

SCI-EENNNNCE!!!! @_@ - Dr. Insano

*lol*

I too have run into those problems with Imouto....anyways...loved the contradictionary quartz!

God gave us music, that we might pray without words

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