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Contradictionary - Professor Timby
Contradictionary
Submitted by Peter on Wed, 08/19/2009 - 12:00am
Description
When Timby teaches a class, one must beware. Beware not only what ideas one allows to enter one's mind, but also how one answers challenges such as this one.
...He might give you an F. 
As a particular cautionary gesture we will also tell you... There is only one safe answer to the question posed.
Transcript
"What do these two objects have in common?"
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Comments
ooo! ooo! oo! pick me pick me pick me!!!
***gnnb bounces wildly in her chair, raising her hand emphatically "I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...is it nothing?
lol this is a funny one
He looks as if he should be at a desk, learning, in stead of up front, teaching. 
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!
LOL! I don't dare try and
LOL! I don't dare try and answer
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City
after a lot of deliberation within myself
Ok. That is the Eiffel Tower in France and that is a Fried egg and there was that ninja face after the letter 'F', I conclude that the answer is the letter 'F'
EXCELLENT!!!!
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!
*LOL*
That made a heck of a lot more sense than I expected any answer could!
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Actually...
I have one too, but it's crazily mundane...
They both start with E (Eiffel Tower, Egg)
Lo, blessed are our ears for they have heard;
Yea, blessed are our eyes for they have seen:
Let the thunder break on man and beast and bird
And the lightning. It is something to have been.
Hey!
I have another answer!
... They were both drawn with chalk... On the same chalk board... By the same person!
Graduation is coming, everybody grab your caps and gowns!
wait...
So you didn't have an answer?
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!
Me too
Himself, my first thought was of E. But now I just give up.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
Nope!
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
bu...bu...awww!!
I'm going to wonder for the rest of my life!!!!!!
ok now I'm dead. no more wondering
I like Geek's answer ^__^
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!