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Contradictionary - Phlegmingo

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Description

There was something wrong as Nixy pulled onto his street. He could see their house from there, and there was a large, dangerous-looking animal on the property.

He didn't quite get a good look at it, but somehow... deep down... he knew Timby was to blame.

Transcript

"SCREEAWW!"

"Timby, what was that in our front yard?!"

"It's a lawn ornament! Do you like it?"

"No Timby, it was alive! It squawked at me! And it was made of snot!"

"It was a phlegmingo, and it probably felt threatened."

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."

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I love this one! I could not

I love this one! XD I could not stop laughing when I saw it! Nixy's expressions are just hysterical! And the bird thing is horrifying in so many ways XD This one has to be my favorite!

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Yum! hahaha

I gotta say, this comic was pretty really funny. :D

I like the contrast in colors when Nixy's outside and when he's inside. His expressions are priceless!

And even if Nixy's not, I'M jealous of the spittoon. XD

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Phlegmingo

I love the word play, especially with medical terminology. Great strip, Quartz. :-D

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Ronald Reagan

Yuck!

Honestly, that's the gaggiest thing I think I've ever seen. Why is Timby mopping the ceiling?

I like the way the colors look like newsprint comics.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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