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Peter's Thoughts

No one seems to make comment on Timby's choice of topside recreation or his snowy company. No one should make comment. In fact it is generally understood to be a bad omen if one yields to the urge even to wonder, and according to the superstition it may only be negated with a hearty bucketful of water on the head.

As for Timby's predicament, the volume of unsavory activity is undetermined. With certainty let us point out that the savoriness of his card game choice is eclipsed by much larger doubts. But happily for those who would think better of Timby, it may be that the entire situation is artificial and of Nixy's design - not just his suggested report to the police, but perhaps the very presence of police at the door.

After all, if there were really police at the door they would've heard Timby & Nixy carrying on on the roof. What a far-fetched idea that is! ;)

Transcript

"Timby! The cops are at the door! What'll I tell them?!

"Should I tell them you smuggle pens? Or that you pluck wild turkeys in Yellowstone Park?

"Or that the Mona Lisa is in our basement?! Or that you sent a paradox into orbit?!"

"AAAAAAA!" WHUMP!

"Of course I could just tell them this isn't the residence of Mr. Capone..."

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Comments

hahaha!

Did Timby really do all that?! 0_0 That's awesome.

I love your artwork, Peter... Your snowman makes me happy. The icicles...are beautiful. =]

I admire their courage. It just looks... scary.

I wonder who's winning the card game...

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Amazing!

Peter, this is awesome! As always. I especially love the first panel showing Timby playing cards with the snowman. Then I love the crimes. "You pluck wild turkeys in Yellowstone Park." It sounds like a taunt a child would use against someone he doesn't like.

And "You sent a paradox into orbit," sounds vaguely disquieting in a quasi-scientific sort of way. Like something you'd hear in a Dr. Who episode.

Great comic, Peter. Thanks. It was good to something new.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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:D

Thanks a million guys!

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

lung bruisingly funny

"Or that we have the Mona Lisa in our basement!"

I think my lungs are bruised from laughing so much.

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Awesome!

Thanks so much, I'm so glad you're enjoying it! :D

Good luck with your lung bruises. I can't be held responsible. ;)

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Way to be concerned...

Peter said:

Good luck with your lung bruises. I can't be held responsible.

Poor John. I'll help. Just pack them in ice and elevate them to prevent swelling.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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