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Contradictionary - Nixylad

Comic

Description

snack'

n.

1. an excuse for total and indomitable laziness

2. a diversion with which one may decline all responsibilities

Transcript

Nixylad enters the bat cave...

"Timbat! The citizens are using the Timbat signal! They need your help!"

SNACK SNACK SNACK SNACK ...

"Timbat, come on! People are depending on you!"

SNACK SNACK SNACK ...

"Fine! I'll just call Spiderman!"

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Comments

LOL

Wow, Timbat. XD

Excellent work, Quartz! I just hope you aren't shirking on your homework or anything and SNACKING instead. o.o

;)

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

But...wait

The Contradefinition implied that Nixylad was the lazy one. But he seems actually eager to rush forth to protect the citizens. Timbat is the shirker here. Perhaps this should be the Nixcave!

Hilarious, Quartz. I really liked this one!

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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Spidey!

Nixylad should become his own superhero and outshine Timbat when he goes to save the day and Timbat doesn't :-P Then everyone will love Nixylad more and Timbat will receive his just reward! Do I hear backstabbing? ^.^

Jk. I love the look on Timby's face. Really really funny comic Quartz ^.^

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

omw

Timbat and Nixylad should totally have a duel or contest or something. That would rock :D

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

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