1. an excuse for total and indomitable laziness
2. a diversion with which one may decline all responsibilities
Nixylad enters the bat cave...
"Timbat! The citizens are using the Timbat signal! They need your help!"
SNACK SNACK SNACK SNACK ...
"Timbat, come on! People are depending on you!"
SNACK SNACK SNACK ...
"Fine! I'll just call Spiderman!"