Contradictionary - Meatball - Markley Bros. Entertainment

Contradictionary - Meatball

Submitted by Peter on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:00am

U.G.O.

n. abbr.

1. MILITARY Unidentified Gooey Object

"Is that a muffin, or chewing tobacco?"

"I think it's a meatball."

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Submitted by gnnb94 on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:05am.

I seem to recall these quotes from a status of Drew's on skype

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Eating someone's brains

Is harder than you would think

The skull is real hard

Submitted by SangMing on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:09am.

Okay, that's just gross. But the repartee is witty, so I guess that makes it worthy.

I think this is one of those "real life" Contradictionaries, Gnnb. Quartz and Hatter seem to have their own special way of looking at the world.

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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Submitted by Lilly on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 11:56am.

SangMing said:

Quartz and Hatter seem to have their own special way of looking at the world.

I guess so =P Aisling and I had a similar moment while waiting for the elevator this morning and I got to quote this contradictionary

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"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Submitted by Aisling on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:13pm.

Yeah, except I replied with, "I don't want to know what it is."

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Everything looks perfect from far away.

Submitted by SangMing on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:19pm.

Maybe it's a college thing.

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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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