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Contradictionary - Litigation

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Description

ar'gu-ment

n.

1. the process of setting forth or conveying evidenced reasons for a particular position

2. the process of setting forth or conveying unreasoning drivel for a particular position

3. the process of beaning over the head with unreasoning drivel for a particular position

4. unreasoning drivel

Transcript

"Timby, you're wasting too much time - it's illegal! I'm calling the police!"

"Well, my police say it's not illegal! So there!"

"My police arrest you anyway."

"My police arrest your police!"

"My judge convicts your police!"

"My senate impeaches your judge!"

"My president executes your sena-"

"He can't do that."

"... Then he deports them-"

"He can't do that either."

"He covertly hires the Mafia to do it!"

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Comments

hahaha

Such a childish argument XD this one would've made me laugh out loud if i had a voice this early in the morning ;)

I love this one! =D the colors on the backgrounds are so cool ^.^ Thanks so much for the contradictionaries, Quartz. They really brighten my day/week :D

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

LOL!

This one makes me feel like I'm home again. Ah, the childish squabbles. I like the way you can sort of see the guillotines... o.o

You know, its at the "My senate impeaches your judge," that it becomes obvious that this is no ordinary, childish, argument.

Everything looks perfect from far away.

*lol*

ah yes.....a childish but very...uh...deep argument. So it is true...still waters can run deep.... :-P

God gave us music, that we might pray without words

Lilly's picture

This one is so hilarious! I

This one is so hilarious! I love how it just spirals into more and more madness and the expressions on Timby and Nixy's faces! XD Actually looking at these is just like being over at Foppy's only more colorful and dangerous :-P

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Peter's picture

*lol*

Thanks for the comments, everybody! XD I'm so glad to see you're all enjoying it so much. I think you're in for a treat this Wednesday.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Mariel 7's picture

ROFL!!!

I love this one. It's so hilarious. Hooray, meaningless drivel!!!!!! :-*

SCI-EENNNNCE!!!! @_@ - Dr. Insano

<_< >_>

Go Mafia XD

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

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