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Contradictionary - Know

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know'

v.

1. trans. to have some inkling of familiarity with; to have seen before so as to be able to mimic without expertise

2. INFORMAL intrans. to perform tasks in a manner that broadcasts ineptitude; to unwittingly proclaim one’s ignorance tangentially as through actions or simplicity of speech: He was being a know-it-all.

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Timby knows how to open packages.

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lol!

Good for you, Timby!

btb ... Ugliest wallpaper ever. X-D

Everything looks perfect from far away.

*lol*

Timby knows how to open packages..... X-D

God gave us music, that we might pray without words

A good helper

Perhaps Timby just needs some TLC and some strong parental influence.

I agree with Aisling about the wallpaper, Quartz. But I really like the picture of the apple. In fact, I like all of the pictures in the contradictionary. They all look kind of surreal and odd. I'm worried that this may be giving us a glimpse into the world as seen by Quartz.

This is so funny, Quartz. I REALLY enjoy the Contradictionary.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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What's wrong with how Timby is opening the package?

"And they overcame him because of the blood of the Lamb and because of the word of their testimony. And they did not love their life, even when faced with death."

~Revelation 12:11

haha!

XD I would like to do that sometimes...XD

Gotta love the still-life ;)

I like how you do the edges; it makes it seem like we're "zooming" in instead of it just being Timby and the immediate surroudings.

And for the record, (No, Ais; SM, I'm not saying this to contradict you ;) ) I like the wall-paper. The peach-y colored flowers would go better with a different color though...maybe a blue or something. Speaking of blue, why is there blue in the lower left corner?

XD tyat!!!

Overall, I love it! I really like all the creative juices flowing around in your family ;-)

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Peter's picture

*lol*

Thanks a lot everybody, I’m glad you like it! XD

gnnb94 said:

… I like the wall-paper. The peach-y colored flowers would go better with a different color though...maybe a blue or something.

I think the main complaint against the wallpaper is the color scheme and the use of horizontal stripes on top of the flower design… X-| XD

gnnb94 said:

Speaking of blue, why is there blue in the lower left corner?

That’s the carpet. :P

Suffice it to say… Timby is incapable of choosing a decor either.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

oooh I get it!!

:-(| *duh* hehehe :-D

ooh looking at the picture again, I can just see Timby's feet and legs covered in flour! XD

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Mariel 7's picture

LOL <3

This really made me laugh out loud Quartz! X-D Poor, inept Timby :-P

SCI-EENNNNCE!!!! @_@ - Dr. Insano

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*Examines the supposed 'problem' with the way Timby is opening the package*

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*Cannot seem to find the problem*

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*Wonders if he too is inept*

... Yup. Must be it. =D

pretty funny this week, quartz =D

A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

Lilly's picture

ROFL!

*Gets a vacuum for the mess that's about to happen*

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Peter's picture

*lol*

I’m very pleased with how well you’re all enjoying it! XD

Malex actually gave me the whole idea for this one.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

He did?

Might that be related to the flour he was using for the PM sound effects? The flour I had to clean up after?

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Peter's picture

Gee...

I dunno… (:) :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Mariel 7's picture

Flour

<.< >.> ... owned (:)

That story is hilarious. Right up there with the Kroger Produce Section, Ais :P

SCI-EENNNNCE!!!! @_@ - Dr. Insano

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