Contradictionary

Contradictionary - Hostage

Submitted by Peter on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:00am

Description

lie'

1. intrans. to occupy a prostrate position

2. intrans. to place oneself in such a position

3. intrans. to deceive or to tell a falsehood

Transcript

We're seriously not holding Timby hostage.

...Seriously.

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Comments

Submitted by gnnb94 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 7:25am.

=OOO

I LIKE this one =D I love the transparency with Timby and the words ^__^

Maybe our Splic SWAT team should rescue him

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Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Submitted by SangMing on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:09am.

Clues

I think I know where Timby is!

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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Submitted by Mariel 7 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 11:12am.

Awesome!!

I think this is my favorite Contradictionary from the past month or so!!! GREAT job Quartz!

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SCI-EENNNNCE!!!! @_@ - Dr. Insano

Submitted by Peter on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:50pm.

lol

Thanks a lot!

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“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party

Submitted by Susie Markley on Sat, 04/03/2010 - 5:34pm.

To Quartz & or Malex.

Why are all the old Contradictionaries posted again? Or was that an accident?

(Like they're covering up my recent posts page. )

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#HowManyLicksDoesItTake to change a lightbulb?

Submitted by Alex on Sat, 04/03/2010 - 9:52pm.

Ah!

Leela said:

Why are all the old Contradictionaries posted again?

I'm so glad you asked!

Many old Contradictionary comics had titles like “Contradictionary - 01x12”, which were not descriptive and (worse) confusing.

In preparation for the migration to the new media system (and the new site!) we decided it best to give names to all of the old Contradictionary comics that didn't previously have names.

In fact, we even went to great pains to remove the “01xNN” labels even from the comics themselves. (Although you won't see that improvement until we cut over to the new site.)

We're really hoping the new site will present such a nice user experience that most people “get” it right off the bat. We think we might have it, but there's still work to be done.

I'll definitely keep you posted!

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Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

Submitted by Susie Markley on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 1:59pm.

Awesome!

Yeah, I noted the names, and they were really descriptive. Great work, guys!

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