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Contradictionary - Hamster Wheel
Submitted by Peter on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 12:00am
Description
Disclaimer: This comic does in no way, shape, or form, or under any imaginable circumstance, represent with any instructive, useful, or significant level of accuracy any historical, scientific, or actual landmarks in scholarly pursuits of any kind; this never happened, neither did behavioral psychologists need to perform this kind of experimentation on any animal to ascertain that a wheel shape on an axle would indulge without measure the typical hamster's evident and indomitable tendency to run, and run, and run.
Nobody's really that stupid, you cynic. 
Transcript
Inventing the hamster wheel...
"They just don't seem to play much with that triangle!"
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Comments
Last one, guys!
Here it is! The Contradictionary hiatus has officially begun. Thanks, everybody!
Look for announcements later this spring.
Gaussian blur fixes everything!
Lol! The poor hamster! I
Lol! The poor hamster! I wonder how it ever got into that wheel in the first place
I can't wait to see what you guys can put out later, I'm really gonna be looking forward to the end of the hiatus!
"Is that a spittoon on your head?"
"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo
xD
That's... somewhere between horrible and hilarious.
I can't wait till you start posting them again!
Eating someone's brains
Is harder than you would think
The skull is real hard
Awww.
The hamster is adorable!
Everything looks perfect from far away.
Best for Last!
I love it, Quartz. It's just so funny. I love the goggles on the scientist. He obviously takes his research seriously. And I always enjoy your comments almost as much, and sometimes more than, the cartoon itself.
LOLOL!!!! Are you sure?
Like everyone else, I'm very sorry to see an end to the Contradictionaries, no matter how temporary. But I'm also looking forward to the new things you guys have in store for us. I'm sure these things will be very fun and exciting.
We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.