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Contradictionary - Hamster Wheel

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Disclaimer: This comic does in no way, shape, or form, or under any imaginable circumstance, represent with any instructive, useful, or significant level of accuracy any historical, scientific, or actual landmarks in scholarly pursuits of any kind; this never happened, neither did behavioral psychologists need to perform this kind of experimentation on any animal to ascertain that a wheel shape on an axle would indulge without measure the typical hamster's evident and indomitable tendency to run, and run, and run.

Nobody's really that stupid, you cynic. :-|

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Inventing the hamster wheel...

"They just don't seem to play much with that triangle!"

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Peter's picture

Last one, guys!

Here it is! The Contradictionary hiatus has officially begun. Thanks, everybody!

Look for announcements later this spring. :-J

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Lilly's picture

Lol! The poor hamster! I

Lol! The poor hamster! I wonder how it ever got into that wheel in the first place :-P

I can't wait to see what you guys can put out later, I'm really gonna be looking forward to the end of the hiatus!

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

xD

That's... somewhere between horrible and hilarious. XD

I can't wait till you start posting them again!

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Awww.

The hamster is adorable!

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Best for Last!

I love it, Quartz. It's just so funny. I love the goggles on the scientist. He obviously takes his research seriously. And I always enjoy your comments almost as much, and sometimes more than, the cartoon itself.

Quartz said:

Nobody's really that stupid, you cynic.

LOLOL!!!! Are you sure?

Like everyone else, I'm very sorry to see an end to the Contradictionaries, no matter how temporary. But I'm also looking forward to the new things you guys have in store for us. I'm sure these things will be very fun and exciting.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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