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Contradictionary - Gourmet Chef

Comic

Description

This was the moment Nixy had been waiting for. He had carefully and skillfully prepared his own recipe for soup that included mostly secret ingredients.

It was to keep him practiced in preparation for the professional competition he was to participate in later that week, and this was the first person he had convinced to taste his newly perfected soup.

...Little did he know, he wouldn't get a chance to compete that week. (:)

Transcript

Nixy fancied himself something of a gourmet chief.

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Comments

LOL!!!!!!!!

quick get some water, Timby! :O

lol I like this one XD The quality of the devil and the fire and everything is really spiffy =D

Eating someone's brains

Is harder than you would think

The skull is real hard

I must admit

This one is one of my absolute favorites. X-D

Everything looks perfect from far away.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!

I just love Nixy's face while he is completely unaware of the pain he inflicted on Timby XD And Timby's face, he looks like the (skin? Fur?) on his face pulled back XD

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

*lol*

Thanks everybody, I'm glad you like it! :D

I've actually had an 8"x10" photofinish of this framed on my wall for quite awhile now. ;) (Super-high resolution FTW!)

Gaussian blur fixes everything!

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epic ^_^

A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

Stinkin' hilarious

I laughed till I was weak when I first saw this one, and this time I laughed till my face hurt! This is easily one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen, Quartz. The devil looks a bit like Bela Lugosi, doesn't he? And what a funny way to depict the unpleasant qualities of the food! A glimpse of Hell in the background, rather than fire belching forth from Timby's mouth. It's original and staggeringly funny!

Quartz said:

...Little did he know, he wouldn't get a chance to compete that week.

I laughed for a long time again when I read this.

This cartoon is a marvelous mix of over- and (believe it or not) understatement. Thank you for a couple of good hard belly laughs, Quartz.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Score

Thanks a lot, SangMing! XD

Gaussian blur fixes everything!

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