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Contradictionary - Gourmet Chef
Contradictionary
Submitted by Peter on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:00am
Description
This was the moment Nixy had been waiting for. He had carefully and skillfully prepared his own recipe for soup that included mostly secret ingredients.
It was to keep him practiced in preparation for the professional competition he was to participate in later that week, and this was the first person he had convinced to taste his newly perfected soup.
...Little did he know, he wouldn't get a chance to compete that week. 
Transcript
Nixy fancied himself something of a gourmet chief.
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Comments
LOL!!!!!!!!
quick get some water, Timby!
lol I like this one
The quality of the devil and the fire and everything is really spiffy =D
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!
I must admit
This one is one of my absolute favorites.
Everything looks perfect from far away.
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!
I just love Nixy's face while he is completely unaware of the pain he inflicted on Timby
And Timby's face, he looks like the (skin? Fur?) on his face pulled back 
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City
*lol*
Thanks everybody, I'm glad you like it!
I've actually had an 8"x10" photofinish of this framed on my wall for quite awhile now.
(Super-high resolution FTW!)
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
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epic
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
Stinkin' hilarious
I laughed till I was weak when I first saw this one, and this time I laughed till my face hurt! This is easily one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen, Quartz. The devil looks a bit like Bela Lugosi, doesn't he? And what a funny way to depict the unpleasant qualities of the food! A glimpse of Hell in the background, rather than fire belching forth from Timby's mouth. It's original and staggeringly funny!
I laughed for a long time again when I read this.
This cartoon is a marvelous mix of over- and (believe it or not) understatement. Thank you for a couple of good hard belly laughs, Quartz.
We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
Score
Thanks a lot, SangMing!
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party