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Contradictionary - Golfer

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Description

Airplane pilots must universally exercise caution in the vicinity of golfers. The statistics regarding golf-related airplane deaths are quite shocking.

Nixy had the wisdom to mention it, but it was too late. The proper cautionary measures were not taken, and all they could do was sit and stare, dumb-founded, as it happened.

They would be more careful next time, to be sure.

Transcript

Now safe in the airplane, Timby & Nixy look for a place to land.

"Watch out for that golfer, Timby."

"FORE!"

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Comments

XD

Oh no!!!! *lol* I hope they'll be ok....

God gave us music, that we might pray without words

Lilly's picture

XD

LOL! Dad will like this one two, it involves his 2 favorite things: Airplanes, and golf (:)

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Oh wow.

That golfer is wearing some really ugly pants.

Everything looks perfect from far away.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me, AJJB, and my cousin laughed and laughed over this. He saw them in sequence, whereas I saw them when they came out but it's still hilarious! XD

the art is fantastic. It must have taken quite a while for these comics. Did you think of them all at once or did you think of the "sequels" later on?

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Peter's picture

Well

They were all thought up at different times and later patched together in the order that made most sense. :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Danger

Yes, I'd love to see the statistics. I may never want to fly in an airplane over a golf course again. Not that I ever have, mind you.

I don't think the golfer's pants are that bad.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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