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Contradictionary - Face
Contradictionary
Submitted by Peter on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:00am
Description
face'
n.
1. ANATOMY a module fixed to the front of the heads of most mammels used for eating, seeing, smelling, and making unholy noises
2. INFORMAL a prehensile appendage on the head besides tentacles, tails, arms, legs, and personalities
For other senses, see visage.
Transcript
"Your face is a foot."
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Comments
O_O
He... what? How does that...? That's not physically.......
It's a horrifying idea but so humorous in this context
I think mostly because of how calm the other guy is.
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City
...
O.<
No comment?
>.<
Everything looks perfect from far away.
*lol* Indeed
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
xD
Wow...
AHA! The answer is here! The answer to "why do noses run and feet smell?"! Now the little guy can smell with his toes!
....oorrr not.
Wonderful, Quartz!
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!
Poor Quartz
I had no idea things like this were going on in your mind. Poor Quartz. Where did I go wrong?
We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
hahaha!!
Praise the Lord! Hallelu!
I don't care what the devil's gonna do!
The Word and faith is my sword and shield
And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!