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Contradictionary - Face

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face'

n.

1. ANATOMY a module fixed to the front of the heads of most mammels used for eating, seeing, smelling, and making unholy noises

2. INFORMAL a prehensile appendage on the head besides tentacles, tails, arms, legs, and personalities

For other senses, see visage.

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"Your face is a foot."

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Lilly's picture

O_O

He... what? How does that...? That's not physically.......

It's a horrifying idea but so humorous in this context :-P I think mostly because of how calm the other guy is.

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

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O.<

No comment?

>.<

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Peter's picture

*lol* Indeed

Lilly said:

It's a horrifying idea but so humorous in this context :-P I think mostly because of how calm the other guy is.

:D

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

xD

Wow... XD

AHA! The answer is here! The answer to "why do noses run and feet smell?"! Now the little guy can smell with his toes! :D

....oorrr not. 0_0

Wonderful, Quartz!

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Poor Quartz

I had no idea things like this were going on in your mind. Poor Quartz. Where did I go wrong?

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

hahaha!!

XD

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

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