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Contradictionary - Correspondence

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cor-res-pon'dence

n.

1. bickering without end; senseless wrestling with one another in conversation

2. two or more parties in communication by letters

a. such communication

b. the letters by which such communication is made

Transcript

"Dear Nixy, It may clearly be shown that I am the supider of us due to the relative size of my brain."

"Dear Timby, I am evidently the dumbest, as I am in awe of the eloquence of your wording & the compelling reasoning power evidenced in your arguments."

"Dear Nixy, Everything I say is a coincidence."

"Dear Timby: You're lying."

Timby & Nixy's everyday correspondence.

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Comments

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

XD Made me laugh out loud XD I can totally see me and my cousins/sibling doing that :-P

LOL I love how their letters get shorter and shorter XD

Excellent work, Quartz! XD Thanks for brightening up my rainy Wednesday :)

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

I love it!

Dear Timby: You're lying. LOL!! X-D X-D

Everything looks perfect from far away.

What a scream!

That's so funny, Quartz. The logic folds up on itself like a sidewinder about to strike. I find myself mired in an irrational conundrum when I try to understand Nixy and Timby. I give up! I guess I'll just stand in awe of their towering foolishness.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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*lol*

I'm glad everybody likes it! XD

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party

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