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Contradictionary - Chance

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chance'

n.

1. something long neglected and perhaps forgotten; a surprise

2. a danger overlooked or unprepared for

3. a whoppin' big OOPS (see notes at disaster and miscalculation.)

Transcript

Chance

Go directly TO HELL

DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200

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Lilly's picture

I will never play monopoly again =P

So I guess you lose if you get that card :-P

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

*lol*

I wouldn't want to play THAT monopoly game!!! One question though....how in the world did you make that card??? Or is it an actual chance card?

God gave us music, that we might pray without words

Peter's picture

*lol*

I just doctored the photograph of the original card. :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

LOL!!!!!

that's GREAT XD

the picture is just amazing, by the way. it looks really, really cool =D

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

XD

Hehehe... Very nice! I love this one!

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Peter's picture

*lol*

Thanks a lot! XD

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

You sure do...

Lilly said:

So I guess you lose if you get that card

Yep, sure do. I hate it when I get that card. :-|

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Lilly's picture

oh my...

0_0

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

This is cool

I saw a bumpersticker the other day, and decided to tell you all about it. I thought it was terrifically clever and attention grabbing. It featured a picture that I couldn't see very well, but I could tell it was a parody of a Monopoly Chance card. It said "Get out of Hell free." Then at the bottom it said, "John 3:16." Isn't that cool?

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Awesome ^_^

I hope I can find that sticker when I get a car ^.^

Thanks for sharing that, MamaSan :)

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

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