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Contradictionary - Catastrophe

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ar'gu-ment

n.

1. the process of setting forth or conveying evidenced reasons for a particular position

2. the process of setting forth or conveying unreasoning drivel for a particular position

3. the process of beaning over the head with unreasoning drivel for a particular position

4. unreasoning drivel

Transcript

"My president covertly hires the Mafia to do away with your senate."

"My snipers assassinate your president!"

"My secret servicemen take the shots."

"My snipers shoot again!"

"Well, my ocean rises up and washes over your snipers!"

"Well my sun consumes your planet!"

"My solar flare makes your sun supernova!

"...If the whole planet was mine in the first place, why didn't I just have it fling your guys into space?"

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Comments

ROFL

XD Nixy win!! XD That was GREAT, Qz XD

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

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*lol*

Thanks! :D

Both contradictionaries this week were formed from an actual and spontaneous (pure improv.) conversation between Fopsworth and I. :P In character, of course. ;)

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

At last!

Quartz said:

Both contradictionaries this week were formed from an actual and spontaneous (pure improv.) conversation between Fopsworth and I. :P In character, of course

The truth is out! At last we know that Timby and Nixy are actually alter egos of Quartz and Foppy. Terrifying and deeply grievous to a mother's heart.

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

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