Timbat had a reputation to keep up. He was the biggest, the best, and the most revered in all the kingdom. None of this sissy contemporary vigilante business; he was the kind they write tales about!
And suddenly his reputation was challenged. He must defeat the challenge or go home and fight crime again! It was all or nothing!
"PTHBBT! I dare you to break in here!"
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