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Contradictionary - Brain Obfuscator

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Description

Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y

n.

1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances

a. Timby’s use of this prowess

b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found

2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite

Transcript

Explanation of Timby's Stupidity

For cosmetic reasons, one day long ago Timby volunteered for the trial of a new technology: the Brain Obfuscator. While containing Timby's brain, it was designed to spin at multimillion RPM. But there was a complication, and the centrifugal force caused his brain to evaporate through the walls of the chamber. It was lost forever.

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Comments

*lol*

It takes the saying of not having any brains to a whole new level!

God gave us music, that we might pray without words

O.o

The origin story revealed at last!

Everything looks perfect from far away.

LOL!!!!!

(:) Maybe that's what happened to chickens... 0_0 I've always wondered how they can be so stupid... (:) XD That's GREAT, Quartz!!

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Peter's picture

*lol*

Thanks! XD

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

Lilly's picture

Rofl!

That's really funny XD

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

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