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Contradictionary - Absence

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Okay, I can actually describe the thought process behind this one. :P

I was picturing one of Malex's polyphasic sleep cycles landing in the middle of a work shift. I wondered what he would tell his boss - perhaps, "Excuse me, I'm going to pop off for an hour in the interests of my new sleep schedule. I'll make up for it by working later."

... Then I pictured how he would prevent a coworker from bursting in and begging for help on something.

Transcript

ZZZZZZZ

"Will be back in 1 hour"

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Lilly's picture

Lol! That can't be a

Lol! That can't be a comfortable way to sleep :-P But it looks like he planned to sleep that way or the sign would have been taped on differently. I wonder if my teachers would let me get away with trying this, I know my roomie wouldn't but it might be worth a try in class :-P

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

But what if...

Suppose the coworker bursts in and sees the sign. Would he wait, or come back in an hour? After all, how could he know how long the fellow has already been asleep? Maybe 10 minutes, maybe 55. Mean to say...

This is very funny, Quartz. The picture is just hilarious!

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

LOL

That's hilarious! XD I wonder what Malex thinks of that :P

I do not think outside a box, I think outside of a circle! :P

~Me

haha!!

First off, this is a scream! Secondly, your artwork is amazing. I LOVE this drawing and I really wish I could draw like that. :-J

Praise the Lord! Hallelu!

I don't care what the devil's gonna do!

The Word and faith is my sword and shield

And Jesus is Lord of the way I feel!

Peter's picture

Hehe

Thanks a lot. Practice, practice, practice... ;)

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

hey hey HEY

wow dude your a good artist i like it alot. i think your shading is amazing and i really like the the fold on the note. anyway wow very nice man.

Pineapples are like wood. they both break butterknives

I am the woodchuck. deal. =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Peter's picture

Wow

Thanks a lot, Woodchuck! I'm glad you like it! :D

I hope you like it here and stick with us during some massive changes to the website this summer.

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

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