The new apartment! It was late last night, but we recorded this video to show off the new place! Isn't it wonderful?! It is pretty cramped though…
This came as a bit of a shock to me, but it costs a lot of money to live downtown. It only starts to become affordable once you discard the concept of “personal space” as a fevered delusion brought on by spending too much time in buildings that are many times taller than the width of their own foundation.
But I can’t complain at all, really. When I was looking at apartments, I managed to find quite a selection of roomy and elegant closets available for less than a thousand dollars a month! I just needed to pick the one with just the right balance of claustrophobia and squalor.
I don’t want to brag, really, but I think I did it. I picked an apartment that says, “I’m a normal guy just like you, but I can afford to live life in the fast lane.”
So on a jarringly-unrelated note, new video! I do hope you fancy it. And if you do FANCY it, please remember to click those Like and Tweet buttons! They help drive traffic, which is good because traffic pays the bills.
Which leads me to a funny story, because we did actually get paid by Google for our ad space a couple of weeks ago! We got about a hundred dollars, which was great because that check will cover our costs for just over a month!
It’s a shame though, because that check took us over four years to earn.
No matter though! We shall press on and continue to post new videos, comics, and general silliness! We will not accept boring mediocrity! We will only buy groceries when toe jam becomes an accepted form of currency!
And with that, I'm off! Have a great day!