Ah, the gooey, gooey goodness! Check the video out and post your questions below!
Welcome… to Markley Bros. Entertainment. This is a wonderous – nay, magical – land, where all of your wildest dreams will come true.
By that, of course, I mean that this is a web site. A web site where we will make lots of money on tasteful adversiting so that all of my wildest dreams can come true. All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the funny, because my brothers and I are just crankin' it out.
Nestled within these shimmering pages you will find Contradictionary, an awesome web comic, and The Malex Minute, a super-duper web audio show. We're on hiatus at this very moment, but not to worry! There are four years of archives for you to browse through. And, we're planning on coming back in the summer with a whole host of new delights!
This web site is the product of thousands of sleepless nights, and we're quite proud of it. But we need your help to report bugs and problems. After all, no matter how many problems we solve, we'll always have users – like you – to create more. You see, we're pretty sure this whole page is gonna go up like the Hindenburg as soon as you touch it with your grubby, incompetent hands. So–
Hey! You can't talk to our audience like that!
What? I can do anything I want.
Look, if you insult them they'll go away.
Who died and made you president of I-don't-care? Aren't you supposed to be off animating something? Animate, boy, before I set the weasels of compliance on you!
So, anyway, please check below for more information about the new site. And stick around! This is going to be fun.
As promised above, some information about the new MarkleyBros.com. (And sorry for that arrogant cuss in the video… We're all… very sorry.)
First, all of the Malex Minute and Contradictionary archives have been posted here, at a higher quality than ever! You'll even find never-before-published extras hidden around, so look around and see what you find!
Second, your MalexMedia.Net username will work here! I am seeing people having trouble in the logs. If you have a working username/password on MalexMedia.Net, it should work here. If it does not work here, that is a bug, and we would like to know about it.
Third, the visual design of the site is not finalized. We are using this theme temporarily, but we are planning on replacing it with a custom theme before we come out of BETA and go live.
Finally, this new site is in BETA right now, so please help us out by reporting any problems you happen to find.
Also, please post any questions you have down below and we'll do our best to help out.