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Manly Wounds!

Alex shows off his latest bumps and bruises, along with an insanity so epic we had to post a video about it.

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MANLY!

Oh yeah, beating yourself in the face is so manly. (Don't correct me; my worldview is so fragile.) Not kidding about the tooth fairy thing though. We worked out a cross promotional deal.

Gotta go film stuff now! Bye!

--Alex

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lol ^_^

Man! I just got four freakin' teeth out like a week ago! I would have waited if I'd known this was coming up. :-| X-D Also, I was wondering if you'd be willing to/find it worthwhile to do transcriptions of blog videos for the hard of hearing (*points at self). Also also first post. ^__^

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So much coolness!

Hey! This video actually plays real-time when you have decent internet! I'm so happy!

Cool wounds, Alex. So who won, you or the cockroach, yo?

Everything looks perfect from far away.

Peter's picture

Simple Reply

The cockroach. ;)

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

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Answers... and MORE!

Mad Hatter said:

Man! I just got four freakin' teeth out like a week ago! I would have waited if I'd known this was coming up. :-| X-D

Hey, there's still time! You've still got basically a full set of teeth, right? Just come up to Cleveland for a visit, and we'll give you a dangerous stunt to do. Problem solved!

Mad Hatter said:

Also, I was wondering if you'd be willing to/find it worthwhile to do transcriptions of blog videos for the hard of hearing (*points at self). Also also first post. ^__^

Good question. Honestly, although a transcription of every video would be super amazing and really valuable, I find myself a little too short on time to invest such a thing. (Every day I find myself running low on time to complete all of the things I want to do, so every day low-priority tasks fall off the back of the wagon.)

If you send me a completed transcript, I'll post it though. :) (Of course I realize you can't create a transcript for the same reason you need the transcript in the first place. Not sure how to fix that problem.)

Aisling said:

Hey! This video actually plays real-time when you have decent internet! I'm so happy!

I should hope so, I really am paying a mint for content distribution through Amazon Cloudfront.

Aisling said:

Cool wounds, Alex. So who won, you or the cockroach, yo?

In my own defense, I'm not answering that question.

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

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*lol*

Alex said:

Aisling said:

Cool wounds, Alex. So who won, you or the cockroach, yo?

In my own defense, I'm not answering that question.

I like his response better. :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

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typety type type type

Alex said:

Mad Hatter said:

Also, I was wondering if you'd be willing to/find it worthwhile to do transcriptions of blog videos for the hard of hearing (*points at self). Also also first post. ^__^

Good question. Honestly, although a transcription of every video would be super amazing and really valuable, I find myself a little too short on time to invest such a thing. (Every day I find myself running low on time to complete all of the things I want to do, so every day low-priority tasks fall off the back of the wagon.)

If you send me a completed transcript, I'll post it though. :) (Of course I realize you can't create a transcript for the same reason you need the transcript in the first place. Not sure how to fix that problem.)

If I typed them up and emailed them to you could you post them for the hard of hearing? I tend to have lots of time where I just watch these videos and I could easily make a transcript for them ^^

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

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Absolutely

Lilly said:

If I typed them up and emailed them to you could you post them for the hard of hearing? I tend to have lots of time where I just watch these videos and I could easily make a transcript for them ^^

Oh yes! It would be very easy for me to post any transcripts if you can type them up. Honestly the most time-consuming part for me is just the transcribing itself.

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

LOL!

Alex said:

You've still got basically a full set of teeth, right? Just come up to Cleveland for a visit, and we'll give you a dangerous stunt to do. Problem solved!

lol! +1 Interwebs for you. :-D

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Teeth

Hey Hatter, did they give you back your teeth after they took them out? My mom has her wisdom teeth in a jar somewhere, I'm sure she could put them under her pillow if she really wanted =P

I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest- Owl City

Really?

Wow Alex. haha, really? X-D

I'm not stalking you. If I knew you were going to be here I probably wouldn't have come.

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Indubitably!

IT'S HERMIA said:

Wow Alex. haha, really? X-D

Sure! Why not? :)

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

Teeth

Lilly said:

Hey Hatter, did they give you back your teeth after they took them out?

No. :( Also, I was too drugged up to ask for them.

Und alvays rememba cheeldren: Delta ecks eqvals fee nought times time ploos von half accelerashun times time sqvared.

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Dastardly!

Mad Hatter said:

Lilly said:

Hey Hatter, did they give you back your teeth after they took them out?

No. :( Also, I was too drugged up to ask for them.

The curs! We could always sneak in and steal them back, Mission Impossible style! :)

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

Mission

Alex said:

The curs! We could always sneak in and steal them back, Mission Impossible style! :)

lol ^_^ I was in there again today for my post-op. I could've done it then if I was gonna, but I'm fairly certain the teeth are gone.

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Fat fairies

Mad Hatter said:

I was in there again today for my post-op. I could've done it then if I was gonna, but I'm fairly certain the teeth are gone.

Hmmph! Some tooth fairy somewhere is getting fat off the profits from the leavings of drugged kids!

We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Right up there with shanghaiing!

SangMing said:

Mad Hatter said:

I was in there again today for my post-op. I could've done it then if I was gonna, but I'm fairly certain the teeth are gone.

Hmmph! Some tooth fairy somewhere is getting fat off the profits from the leavings of drugged kids!

Heinous! There should legislation or something.

Everything looks perfect from far away.

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so i thought i saw snuffy at

so i thought i saw snuffy at bath and body works, so i ran up to him only to find out that it was an over sized fluffy pillow. which leads me to ask how often does snuffy get confused for a pillow or an over sized cotton ball?

-MICHÆL-

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*lol*

Good question... Although it seems more often that he gets mistaken for a legless dog. :P

“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy (Contradictionary - Party)

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Althought...

Peter said:

Although it seems more often that he gets mistaken for a legless dog. :P

I should point out, our dear clueless Mike from the Malex Minute is very unlikely to have ever been inside a Bath and Body Works. But if he had been, I expect his perception of Snuffy would be a toss-up between legless dog and sentient pillow. ;)

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

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