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2005-08-12 - Negative Information and General Inanity
Cognitive Shrapnel
Submitted by Alex on Fri, 08/12/2005 - 9:27am
Note: This story and any associated comments were migrated from the old system, and undoubtedly contain strange glitches, including broken links. Continue at your own risk. 
Apparently, Hollywood has made a new breakthrough. After decades of experimentation, they've finally managed to break negative information down to the quantum level.
According to the scientists, this is information of such a caliber that, "if I tell it to you, you will know less."
Logically, the next step will be for them to weaponize it, and ship it to (where else?) the schools, where they will promptly use it on the impressionable youngins.
It's easy to have too much of a bad thing, but depending on what it is, a little bit of it might not kill you. That's right folks, we're still talking about movies here.
I, personally, am quite excited about the impending release of the Pink Panther. I don't know for sure that it won't stink, offend me, or singlehandedly lop off a few more IQ points, but it's got a few things going for it already.
<ul>
<li>For one thing, I really like the Pink Panther. The cartoons, the movies, the theme song. (By the by, did anybody else catch the classy DnB rendition of the Pink Panther theme over the trailer? I almost wept tears of pure joy.)</li>
<li>For another thing, everything I've ever seen Steve Martin in has been uproarious.</li>
<li>Why did I bust out an unordered list for this? What the heck was I thinking? Oh well...</li>
</ul>
So, needless to say, I will be making it a priority to see this movie. That is, assuming it ever comes out. (How many times have they pushed it back now? How long have we been seeing the same stinking trailer? Meh...)
Still on the subject of movies... (Bear with me folks, it's a little chaotic, but it all connects up somewhere.) ...have any of you read any of Frank Perettii's novels?
Best known for such classics as "This Present Darkness", he's also written great stuff for kids (The Cooper Kids Adventure Series Thing), and has also written a great couple of books in a new "Veritas Project" series for young adults. Generally, I like everything the man has ever written. (I haven't read all of it, but I have read most of it.)
Peretti's work most closely resembles a screenplay, so it's not exactly classic literature, but page-turning, edge-of-seat moments are plentiful. This is why I was surprised that it took so stinking long for them to make a movie based on any of his works.
Namesake Entertainment is a film production company that is still kinda new, but has a really solid bunch of films under their belt - most notably, "Hangman's Curse", a film based on Peretti's novel of the same name.
If you haven't seen the movie, you should remedy that situation immediately if not sooner. It's great. If I remember correctly, my only beef with the movie was that they portrayed the goth kids as "bad" and their transmogrification into "good" was represented chiefly by their costumes, and their willingness to play frisbee.
That's right. Frisbee. My only questions are: Did anybody even read the screenplay? Did anyone, at any time during the production, suggest that this turn of events might be construed as cheezy, or even, in extreme cases, offensive?
Thankfully, this fraction of the movie is small, and is generally drowned out by how cool most everything else is. From the music to the cinematography, this movie is artfully done, and undeniably entertaining.
Interestingly, Namesake is currently wrapping up production on their newest Peretti novel-to-film conversion: The Visitation.
I will say nothing of the book, save that my friends and I unanimously agreed years ago that The Visitation would make a really, really great movie.
Supposedly, the movie is coming out later this year, and I cannot wait to see it.
Holy Bovine! This article is long! I'm gonna save my discussion of the RhythmTrak 234, as well as discussion of my latest toy, for next week.
Until then, cheers!=- -=Malex
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Another New Sig
Hey, looky there! (Below. Where sigs usually go.)
I really don't know where this one came from. It popped into my head on the way to work. There was old woman... and...
Anyway, the question is, did my horrible mind create this out of nothing? Or am I accidentally quoting somebody again?
I can never tell...
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Alex Markley=-
-="I'm sorry for laughing. It's just that - from certain angles - you look like a hideous swamp beast. Only from certain angles, mind you..."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
2005-08-12 - Negative Information and General Inanity
Ooh, frisbee. We played Ultimate Frisbee a ton this summer.
--Quentin
Ultimate Frisbee
Ultimate Frisbee, eh? I had never heard it called that before. We always called it Frisbee Football, but whatever...
---Alex Markley=-
-="I'm sorry for laughing. It's just that - from certain angles - you look like a hideous swamp beast. Only from certain angles, mind you..."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Another New Sig
You change your sigs so often that we might as well just call you yo-yo.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
2005-08-12 - Negative Information and General Inanity
Oh dear me, the A.D.D. is kicking in again...
Maybe you should try to make it more interesting by offering us something, such as an animation of a monkey beating on a person.
So... you got a new toy, eh? I got new movies and CD's, which beat the living crap out of pieces of plastic that get abused by annoying toddlers and my 9-year-old cousins.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Another New Sig
I just haven't been able to come up with one that I actually like.
I think I'll leave this one up for a while though... It's close to my heart.
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Alex Markley=-
-="I'm sorry for laughing. It's just that - from certain angles - you look like a hideous swamp beast. Only from certain angles, mind you..."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
*yawns - stretches - sips coffee*
g'mornin' - holy crap... it's 4:00pm! i overslept just a little bit, didn't i? i guess i can be excused because of the trauma i went through yesterday...
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beware! apricot camels trod silently in the night!
Wha?
"I got new movies and CD's, which beat the living crap out of pieces of plastic that get abused by annoying toddlers and my 9-year-old cousins."
Dude, I feel light-headed just trying to wrap my mind around that one.
I honestly have no idea what you were trying to convey there.
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Alex Markley=-
-="I'm sorry for laughing. It's just that - from certain angles - you look like a hideous swamp beast. Only from certain angles, mind you..."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
*yawns - stretches - sips coffee*
My shift will be over soon, and you're just getting up? There are no words. There are simply no words.
By the by, I expect you to let us all know about your "trauma" by writing in your journal like a good little blogger. That's right! Good little pseudo-corporate blogger! Have a treat!
**Malex tosses Icepunk some deep-fried hotdog slices.
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Alex Markley=-
-="I'm sorry for laughing. It's just that - from certain angles - you look like a hideous swamp beast. Only from certain angles, mind you..."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Steeping in Offense
I feel compelled to apologize to all of God's creation for writing the parent post, since it literally sprays offense onto the festering eyeballs of any unfortunate soul who happens to read it.
Note also, that I didn't delete it.
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Alex Markley=-
-="I'm sorry for laughing. It's just that - from certain angles - you look like a hideous swamp beast. Only from certain angles, mind you..."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Wha?
Hahahahaha, my work here is done
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
*insert witty retort here*
well, at least i don't have a job to get up early and go to! hah! the joke's on you!
i'd give my right nut for a job...
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beware! apricot camels trod silently in the night!
NOOOO!!!
Uh Oh! I see twelve comments on this entry! I'm going to have to go and restart the conversation that followed my last blog so I can be assured of holding the record for the best conversation ever (or at least the longest) to follow a blog entry on this website! Ha Ha Ha Ha! My evil plan to take over the Malex Media Network begins to take shape! I will gain massive popularity not only with the fans, but with others within the Network, and I will slowly begin to assume control over their minds!
Someone needs to stop giving caffeine to my alternate personalities!
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Call me crazy! I know my other self does, but what does she know, she's schizophrenic!
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Revelation
Ah yes. This explains everything.
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Alex Markley=-
-="I'm sorry for laughing. It's just that - from certain angles - you look like a hideous swamp beast. Only from certain angles, mind you..."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Does it, now?
it explains everything except why she's always so cranky and threatening bodily harm to everyone around her.
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beware! apricot camels trod silently in the night!
Hmm...
I'm still waiting for your tests to come back so that we can figure out what in the world is wrong with you.
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Hmm...
I am NOT cranky! If I were, you'd be dead now.
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Call me crazy! I know my other self does, but what does she know, she's schizophrenic!
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Hmm...
I say we off 'im regardless.
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Hmm...
good idea, but how to execute? Hmmm, this presents an interesting set of possibilities that will require some careful deliberation before any action is taken. Give me some time, and I'll come up with the perfect scenario for eliminating Icepunk.
But I suppose the question should be asked, "should we default to killing? Have we degenerated so far as a society that we're all just basically evil?"
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Call me crazy! I know my other self does, but what does she know, she's schizophrenic!
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
...
I'll come up with the perfect scenario for eliminating Icepunk.
You've got my cell, just keep me posted.
"Have we degenerated so far as a society that we're all just basically evil?"
Yes.---Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
...
I'm down with that.
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Call me crazy! I know my other self does, but what does she know, she's schizophrenic!
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
the horror
I... I... can't do it!
I'M SO ASHAMED!
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Why for you so mean to poor old Ice?
Read comment title.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Why for you so mean to poor old Ice?
Just look at him. His whole demeanor screams, "Beat me verbally until my psyche is reduced to a bloody pulp!"
Also, it's fun.---Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Why for you so mean to poor old Ice?
"Your last comment was 45 seconds ago. This website requires 45 seconds between comments."
Sometimes this website is really ridiculous...
To the point; Just because you can do a thing, does that mean you should do that thing?
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Why for you so mean to poor old Ice?
Wow, check out that gap over yonder < that way.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Whipper-snapper...
In my day, we called it left. None of these fancy arrows or 'less-than-signs' or chevrons or whatever you wanna call 'em.
Naw, we used plain and simple English to make a point. We'd even use commas, capital letters, and vowels. That's right, we didn't take vowels for granted back then, 'cause we all remembered what life was like without 'em!
We'd remember, and we'd shudder.---Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Whipper-snapper...
This is the new age, dawg. You's gotta to keep ^
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
*Weeping*
But... that can't even, I mean... it doesn't even lend itself to rebuttal.
You're horrible.
Just... horrible.
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
*Weeping*
Don't hate me for this, but I was wondering the same thing about the great white chasm that seperates the comments from the edge...
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Call me crazy! I know my other self does, but what does she know, she's schizophrenic!
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
*Weeping*
It's called "nesting". It is the thin barrier that seperates our wonderful forums from the cold void of unordered, unstructured inanity.
Maybe it's just a little too thin...
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
*Weeping*
Oh, now it makes perfect sense...
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At last! I know the true meaning of "Chessing Siggles," and I shall be glad to explain when next I change my signature.
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Glad you agree.
I thought so too.
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Glad you agree.
The gap is becoming insanely wide over <. Should we do something about it?
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
The choice is simple.
Increase your screen resolution, or create a new thread.
(I could also install phpBB with the magical bridging software, but I think I'll wait until we have a nice new server to do that with.)
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
2005-08-12 - Negative Information and General Inanity
If I am correct, this ought to fix it. And if it doesn't, it's going to make a nasty mess on th right (>) side of the page.
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"... if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
Everything looks perfect from far away.
I Am Smirking
Nothing else needs said.
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"... if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
Everything looks perfect from far away.
I Am Smirking
I leave home for a day and look what happens...
On the bright side, MC Linux Hater seems to be speaking less insane caode and more english.
Aisling has made a few posts. Too few too late.
Malex has slipped further from this reality and into the next. We can only hope that he does not tear a hole between them and allow the fiends from the other side in.
Pheonyx has decided that Stryper - possibly the second biggest name in christian music - is annoying and thinks that their looks convey the wrong message about their music. "To hell with the devil!" is just such an awesome song though...
Icepunk has brought up a few points regarding his position as the master of wit in the universe, as well as of his own insanity and the others feeble attempts to knock him about.
I got sunfried. Not sunburned, sunfried, as my chest, shoulders, face, left foot, and back got quite well cooked at Wyandot lake today. In a bizzare twist, my right foot and biceps were untouched by the sun's rays. Sometimes life just sucks.
In one day all this happened. I'd hate to think of what happened if I left you for a week.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
I Am Smirking
Malex has slipped further from this reality and into the next.
Well, Bobby... Pancaake!
In one day all this happened. I'd hate to think of what happened if I left you for a week.
Ah, but you are leaving for the weekend, correct? Have a save trip, you guys - and enjoy yourselves. (Believe me, you deserve some winding down after the mini-series...)
I would have called to wish you a safe trip, but honestly. Look at what time I'm posting this. That would be impolite...
AACK! I regained my sanity for one sweet moment, and now it's rapidly slipping away! The... pancakes! They're after me!---Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
I Am Smirking
Err... a 'safe' trip, even.
By the way, I thought it might interest you all to know that I actually purchased a RhythmTrak 223 (not 234, as previously alluded), and will be writing a little bit about it tomorrow for my blog entry.
ttyl
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Hello.
Hello, and Moose Rodents to you all! (I hate repeating jokes because they get less funny every time, but something was different about this time. Besides, some people hear have never heard me say that.)
By the way, I'd like to speak to this Microsoft *censored*roa-- er, chap MC Linux Hater. Where is he? I want to ask him why he hates Linux.
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"I quote myself" -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Hello.
Besides, some people hear have never heard me say that.I meant Besides, some people here have never heard me say that.---"I quote myself" -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Whipper-snapper...
This is the new age, dawg. You's gotta to keep ^DON"T GIVE ME THAT POWDERY HORSE BARF! Ahem. To put it frankly, you are a sinus-sucking turd if you think that correct-ness isn't a virtue. (Watch me have misspelled something...)---"I quote myself" -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Oops...
I just posted a comment, and it was all the way up just above where Alice fixed the casm. Oh well...
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"I quote myself" -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
"Transfixionsphere"
By the by, I'm still waiting for someone to ask me about my username.---"I quote myself" -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Whoa!
I just put quotation marks in the title of my last comment, and it showed up as: "e;.---"I quote myself" -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Whoa!
I think you just singlehandedly spammed this thread all the way to the right.
By the way, welcome to the forum! We're all crazy here, but I can see already that you'll fit in just fine...
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Hmm...
I've heard of powdery milk, but powdered horse barf? Ah well, desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
Untitled
Did you see my comment that appeared way up above Alice's?---"I quote myself" -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
...
Umm, yes. And I replied to it as well.
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
...
Ya know? There are so many posts, that with new people putting them in all sorts of odd places that are entirely out of order, that there is little point in trying to follow them anymore.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
'You know?'...
What do you mean "You know?" Why are you beginning a comment by asking us if we know? It's supposed to go "You know, *REST OF COMMENT*." Get it?---"I quote myself" -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
'You know?'...
Quit being such a perfectionist.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Perfectionism
... ... ...You're kidding,... right? I am a perfectionist. Either you're gonna have to get over it, or shut up about not getting over it, Billy-Bobsy!And while you're at it, quit being so illiterate!---"I quote myself." -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Perfectionism
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How am I illiterate?
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
wow
I can see that going away for the weekend wasn't the best idea I've had for a while. It left Da Humie on the computer unsupervised for several days, and I see now that damage that has been done in my absense, but it does seem that Icepunk has made himself scarce as well, so the destruction, carnage and chaos has not reached the level it otherwise could have.
And Moose-Rodents to you as well, however you spell your name.
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At last! I know the true meaning of "Chessing Siggles," and I shall be glad to explain when next I change my signature.
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
I tried, Pheonyx! I really tried! But with all the different threads that I had to keep up with it just didn't turn out. I can't be the _lone_ voice of sanity can I? But now that you're back, we can fix it!
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"...and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
Everything looks perfect from far away.
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
Sanity is for the weak.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
Well, I didn't mean _real_ sanity. Heaven forbid! I just meant insanity without the chaos.
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"...and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
Everything looks perfect from far away.
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
Insanity without chaos? No such thing.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
It could be said that the people (mainly us) who lose their grip on the ledge of sanity and fall are the week ones.
but thats just a metaphor.
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"Now, uh... you said a lot of things here that I didn't think were important, so I just omitted them." - Zeppo Marx
God answers my prayers. He lifts me up. He gives me my breaths and refills my cup.
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
You used the wrong spelling for weak in this context.
Besides, I think i'm about the only one who insane enough to actually know how to take over the world, and then in turn actually want to implement it.
I'm also developing time travel with two other guys. Phoenyx ought to remember the old joke.
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
**Evil Critter Laugh**
Do you realize that I have developed a plan which would allow me to take the world over with nothing but CREDIT CARDS?!
Oh, the genius! The evil! The DOOM!
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
Ha ha! I know where that plan came from!
Now that "evil critter"? Is that the furry little creature that jumped out of your neck during filming?
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"...and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
Everything looks perfect from far away.
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
The implacation that I'm insane is the only logical reason for my mispelling of weak.
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"Now, uh... you said a lot of things here that I didn't think were important, so I just omitted them." - Zeppo Marx
God answers my prayers. He lifts me up. He gives me my breaths and refills my cup.
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
"Ha ha! I know where that plan came from!"
*SOB*! I'm a hack!
"Now that "evil critter"? Is that the furry little creature that jumped out of your neck during filming?"
Yes! Er, I mean... No!---Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
The Voice of Sanity... Kind of
The lone voice of sanity...
So, you think adding my voice would HELP?
Have you read my most recent comments?
Of course, I've read some of everyone else's most recent comments...
You people are crazy!
I LOVE IT!!!
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I know where the sanity went! "It was eaten by left-handed moths!" Chico Marx
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
...
I like your new sig.
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
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I figured, everyone else was quoting the Marx Brothers, and, not that I'm conforming, but they just seem to make the funniest sigs.
I still like the warehouse though...
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I know where the sanity went! "It was eaten by left-handed moths!" Chico Marx
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
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I see you kicked your brother off.
I like your sig too.
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"...and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
Everything looks perfect from far away.
:-D
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Alex Markley=-
-="A warehouse is just like any other house, except it turns EVIL under the light of a full moon."
Alex Markley
“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”
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Does your sig imply that we should expect a swarm of insane left handed moths to come though here?
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"Now, uh... you said a lot of things here that I didn't think were important, so I just omitted them." - Zeppo Marx
God answers my prayers. He lifts me up. He gives me my breaths and refills my cup.
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now there's an idea...
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I know where the sanity went! "It was eaten by left-handed moths!" Chico Marx
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
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A swarm of insane left-handed moths? Didn't that happen to Egypt back in the day?
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Locusts
No, but Icepunk made it happen to this website. Only that was a swarm of chess pieces.---"I quote myself." -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Locusts
So that's what Ice's talent is. See, I thought the swarm of chess pieces had something to do with the relative spacial position of the moon to the sun in concordance with the relative planetary position of the Emperor in relation to Io and Triton. But now I can see the error of that original hypothesis...
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I am ninja. Hear me stab.
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Space
That whole "hypothesis" was totally retarded. Only a moron could have not only concocted but convinced himself of the fact that the positions of two moons of planets other Earth in relation to each other and the position of our moon in relation to the sun could have anything to do with chess pieces in great numbers. You would also have the responsibility of factoring in the time of year and time of day of Earth, since the pieces are on Earth.In addition, if the gravity of such distant and small heavenly bodies could affect objects on Earth, 1) why does it not also affect countless other inanimate objects on Earth, and only affects these specially-shaped wooden playing pieces? Why does it not affect us? 2) why does the gravity of the much larger bodies-the planets themselves, for instance-affect anything of the like? Them being larger, the gravity would be much stronger, and the likelihood of something like this happening as a result of these bodies' gravity would be much more than of their moons.---"I quote myself." -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party
Space
I like the moon. It's pretty.
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"You do that. Meanwhile, I will go off somewhere and quietly have a breakdown." - My Mom
Everything looks perfect from far away.
Space
Right. So learn from Da Humie's mistake: Don't make moose-like hypotheses about it!---"I quote myself." -Me
“Timby, I know you’re awake! Don’t lie!” –Nixy, Contradictionary - Party