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Sickeningly Upbeat

4:39 in the MORNING!

I went to bed at 8 PM last night folks. For those of you who can’t count, me going to bed at eight has had the unnatural effect of providing me with something in the neighborhood of 9.5-10 hours of sleep.

I’ve never felt so whole in my life… And I hate it.

Honestly, who needs to feel rested?! The majority (or all) of my most brilliant ideas have come to me in the half-asleep dream state that you never really wake up from when you’re cruising on five hours of sleep a night.

So now that I’ve had a full night's rest…

Will I stop being funny?

Will I stop being a hax0r?

Will I stop being… human?!

Nah, I figure I can get right back to the sleeplessness of old just by getting some caffeinated soap or lotion and rubbing it all over my body until I pass out.*

* – Do not try this. Ever. You will die. (Which, believe it or not, reminds me of a hilarious story. I won’t tell it here though. At least, not until the family has had a chance to mourn…)

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2005-07-27 - Sickeningly Upbeat (Summary)

Summary: INSANITY IS FUN!!!!!!!!!

Everything looks perfect from far away.

2005-07-27 - Sickeningly Upbeat

Good lord, a man who despises feeling rested?

HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!

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2005-07-27 - Sickeningly Upbeat

Technically, I felt great, and was quite happy about it. I was simply wary of any unforseen consequences that might arise from such an unnatural state.

Be assured, however, I no longer feel rested, nor do I feel 'great', so the threat of my turning into a "happy, fulfilled, corporate pseudo-human" has passed.

Meh, pass the caffiene.

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Alex Markley: Professional Moron

"Oh, the carnage - it makes me so happy!" (Nick)

Alex Markley

“Arrogance is bliss! Or is that ignorance? Either way, I win!”

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